Writer's Block Will Never Date Again

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Writer's Block: That no good jerk! I was such a fool! Why didn't I listen to countrystronggirl?

countrystronggirl: Cause, you're an idiot. Sorry, but it's the truth.

LittleRedConverse23: I have to agree with her, man. We tried to warn you. Stay away from girls, for a while. They'll play games with your heart.

Writer's Block: I guess you're right.

Me: Any girl that tries to ask you out, say no.

Writer's Block: Okay.

Robert: At this point, you'll never get married.

Writer's Block: Okay, I get it. Can we talk about something else?

countrystronggirl: Like what?

Writer's Block: Food, I guess.

countrystronggirl: Um, okay?

Writer's Block: I don't like it, when you say that.

countrystronggirl: Um, okay?

Writer's Block: Stop it.

countrystronggirl: That's how I talk, WB! Got a problem with that?

Writer's Block: Yes! Let's talk about food, like I said!

countrystronggirl: Um, okay?

Writer's Block: *sighs* You like pineapples?

countrystronggirl: Sure, I guess. You?

Writer's Block: Not really.


This story was written on Saturday, February 15th, 2020.

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