Jessica Is A Piece Of Trash

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Jessica: I was reading your stories.

Me: What did you think?

Jessica: Pure garbage, is what they are! You write like you're from China, or something.

Me: My writing isn't Chinese, Jessica!

Jessica: Looks like it to me!

moon-light-girl: Girl, please! You have a bunch of trash coming out of your mouth!

Jessica: What? I don't eat out of the trash! Where did that come from?

luanwows: What she meant was, that you're a piece of trash!

Jessica: I am not!

Me: You are! Go back to the dumpster, from whence you came!

moon-light-girl: When was the last time you took a shower, Jessica?

Jessica: Last week.

Robert: Ew! Hygiene alert!

luanwows: Take a shower, Jessica! You stink!

Jessica: I would, but I have no soap.

Daughter_of_water2: I'll get you some! Nobody wants to be around a person, that doesn't take showers!

This story was written on Saturday, January 25th, 2020.

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