Writer's Block Is So Stupid!

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Writer's Block: *hears someone speaking Portuguese* A Spanish speaker!

Portuguese Man: *speaking Portuguese*

Writer's Block: Hola, amigo! Where in Spain are you from?

Portuguese Man: I'm from Portugal.

Writer's Block: Dude, I thought you were Spanish?

Portuguese Man: No, I'm Portuguese!

Writer's Block: So, why are you speaking Spanish, then?

Me: No, stupid! He's speaking Portuguese. Portuguese and Spanish are very similar!

Writer's Block: Oh.

UnknownAuthor707: You moron!

Portuguese Man: My name is Carlos.

Me: Pleasure to meet you, Carlos!

UnknownAuthor707: Same here!

Writer's Block: Carlos is a Spanish name!

Me: It's also Portuguese, idiot! I know a guy from Brazil, and his name is Carlos.

UnknownAuthor707: Yep! Portuguese is also spoken in Brazil, WB! Just thought I let you know, since you're so stupid.

Writer's Block: I'm not stupid! People are so mean to me!

Carlos: You're stupid, WB!

Writer's Block: Stop it!

This story was written on Wednesday, January 22nd, 2020.

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