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Hey, Minna-san!!

This chapter is dedicated to PurplePonder, as she asked if I could make more of these!!

Hope y'all enjoy it!!

DISCLAIMER: Everything here does not belong to me, only the plot does. All characters here belong to the amazing Hideyasu Takahashi. All the pictures belong to their respective artists but I mostly get the pictures from Google Images.


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Joker: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I strong or weak?

Queen: You're weak!

Shadow: You're strong!

Hachi: You're stupid


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Shadow: Here's the thing though

Shadow: Is it still murder if you give them a heads up?

Rose: I think that's called a threat.


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[sets the kitchen on fire]

Joker: shit we need an adult.

Hachi: YOU ARE AN ADULT.

Joker, looking extremely horrified: oh fuck.

Hachi: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET SPADE-SAN!


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Joker: [Sneaks back into the Sky Joker at 2 am]

Hachi, turning around in his chair: Where have you been?

Joker, panicking: Uhh, I was with Akai?

Akai, also turning around in his chair: Try again.


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Hachi: I had a lot of standards

Hachi: and yet somehow this idiot

Hachi: [ gestures at Joker ]

Hachi: managed to drop kick them out a window and take their place


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Akai, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose: Be free, my child

Joker, entering the room with a small cut on his ankle: WHO THE F-


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Joker: Let's play a game

Spade: Sure. I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up

Joker:

Spade:

Joker: Is it me?

Spade: It's always you


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Professor Clover: Well, well, well, if it isn't Silver Heart...

Silver Heart: But it is me.

Professor Clover: No, it's an expression.

Silver Heart: Your villain tricks won't work on me.


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Joker: *wears a top that says pants*

Hachi: Joker-san! Nice top!

Akai: I have a name you know!

Joker: *chokes on air*


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That's all for today!! 

Tell me if the roles of the different characters fit them so I can improve later! 

Welp, that's all! Buh-byyyyyeeeee!


Welcome to the shining night!

May the stars guide you through this magnificent sight!


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