Random Kaitou Joker

Incorrect Quotes 4

Hi!!

I hope you're doing well! I will be answering the Q&A when I get more questions but for now, enjoy this chapter!

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Oniyama: I'm pulling you over for trying to fit you three on one motorcycle.

Queen, Spade, and Shadow: Joker fell off???

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Rose: Hi Queen!

Queen: What if we fucked right now?

Rose: What?

Queen: Sorry, my friend took my phone.

Rose: Queen, we're talking.

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Hachi: No swearing or I'll let Hachi into your treasure vault.

Joker: Heck.

Hachi: You're on thin fucking ice.

Hachi:

Hachi: Wait-

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Phoenix: Fuck you.

Joker: Do it yourself you coward.

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Hachi, just wanting to sing: Tale as old as time!

Spade: Memes as old as vines!

Hachi, trying to get the song back on track: Beauty and the-

Joker: Y E E T

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Queen, whispering: Mr. Sandman, bring me a meme...

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Joker: Okay, that'll be ¥13.50!

Phoenix, handing Joker ¥434.19: Here you go!

Joker: Uh...

Phoenix: Just ring it up, please?

Joker: Okay, your change will be ¥420.69- oh my God, I love you

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[Phoenix's Funeral]

Joker: Here, we may press f to pay respect...

Everyone: *crying*

Joker: But he would want us to press w to walk forward.

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Queen, holding her head in his hands: Oh my God

Rose, approaching Queen: Queen, what's wrong?

Queen: When a computer overheats it freezes.

Rose and Queen, both holding their head in their hands: Oh my God.

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Hachi: How are your chicken strips?

Joker: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!

Hachi: Wha-

Joker, leaning into Phoenix's face: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!

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Welcome to the end of the chapter!

I don't have anything to say as usual so...

Buh-byyyyeeeee!