Random Kaitou Joker

Incorrect Quotes 5

Hi guys!

I decided to do another one of these because it's easier to make and I'm feeling lazy...

So enjoy :))

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Rose: Why did you have to stab Joker?!?

Shadow: You didn't hear what he said!

Rose: What did he say?

Shadow: 'What are you going to do, stab me?'

Joker, who is bleeding out: That's fair.

Rose:

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Hachi: Being immortal is no excuse to be reckless with your life!

Joker, covered head to toe with bandages: It's a perfect excuse, actually.

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Joker: When I say I'm 'feral' it doesn't always mean I'm angry.

Joker: It usually means I'm just stupid and if you give me curry you'll earn my trust and I'll follow you around.

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Joker: You know what your problem is? You're really hot, so no one ever told you to shut your stupid mouth.

Phoenix:

Phoenix:

Phoenix ...you think I'm hot?

Joker: ...fuck.

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Spade: Welcome to the "Fuck Joker" club. Here, we say "fuck you" to Joker on a daily basis.

Phoenix, standing up: I'm sorry, I may have misunderstood the name of the club,

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Joker: Handcuffs? Wow, you're kinky...

Spade: First off, I'm a cop. And secondly, you're being placed under arrest.

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Hachi: You're never gonna get rid of me.

Joker: Well, I definitely [don't] hope so.

Hachi: I'm gonna haunt you even after your death.

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Hachi: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity.

Hachi: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

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Joker: I'm gonna be honest, here...

Phoenix: Is that wise?

Joker: No. But I'm gonna do it anyway.

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Hachi: Why would you give Phoenix a gun!?!

Joker: He felt unsafe.

Hachi: Well, now I feel unsafe!

Joker: Do you need one too?

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That's all for today :)

I don't know what to say, blah, blah, blah!

Buh-byyyyyyeeeeee!