Random Kaitou Joker

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DISCLAIMER: Everything here does not belong to me, only the plot does. All characters here belong to the amazing Hideyasu Takahashi. All the pictures belong to their respective artists but I mostly get the pictures from Google Images.

Hi guys!!

Sorry about the early morning update. I wanted to do something with my time so I decided to write the next chapter.

Enjoy!

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Silver Heart, to Phoenix: Joker is at that very special age where he has only one thing on his mind.

Phoenix: Heists?

Silver Heart: No, you.

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Silver Heart: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE'S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?

Shadow: ...bees?

Silver Heart: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES.

Shadow: Wait-

Joker: *approaches him as he shakes a jar of bees*

Shadow: WAIT-

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Joker: Sorry I'm late.

Spade: What happened?

Joker: Nothing. I just didn't want to come.

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Joker: I didn't drink that much last night.

Hachi: You were flirting with Phoenix.

Joker: So what? He's my boyfriend.

Hachi: You asked him if he was single...

Hachi: ...and cried when he said he wasn't.

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Phoenix: *gets down on one knee*

Joker: Oh my God, it's finally happening.

Phoenix: *ties shoelaces*

Joker, tearing up: He finally stopped wearing crocs.

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Silver Heart: So you see kids! There's always hope for everyone!

Joker, raises hand: Even me?

Silver Heart: Hell no!

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Rose: Are you a cuddler?

Shadow: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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Phoenix: Did it hurt?

Joker: When I fell from heaven-

Phoenix: When you fell from the vending machine?

Joker:

Phoenix: Cause you're a snack.

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Hachi: You know those moments when I tell you something isn't a good idea-

Joker: -and then I ignore you? Yeah...

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Queen: Rose and I don't have pet names for one another.

Shadow: Uh-huh, yeah, okay. Queen, what do bees make?

Queen: Honey?

Rose: Yeah?

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Now that that's finished, Imma work on another one!

Buh-byyyeeeeee!!!