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I do apologise for any spelling/grammar mistakes.
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Wels: Y'know you remind me of the ocean
Biffa: Because I'm dark and mysterious.
Wels: No, because you're really salty and everyone's scared of you.
Stress: Listen Iskall, I need you to think you think long and hard.
Iskall: That's what she said!
Stress: Iskall, I swear to-
Scar: You may think Scar, you die all lot. But let me tell it's because I don't usually wear my lucky hat.
Cub: Scar you always wear a hat.
Scar: *pulls out a hat from nowhere and exchanges the current hat for this hat*
Scar: Now I will never die because I'm wearing my lucky hat!
Xisuma: Bdubs, cause a distraction, please.
Bdubs, throwing raisins: Raisins! Raisins! They used to be grapes!
Mumbo: *pushing on a door that clearly says pull*
Grian, filming him: Just push harder!
(During season 3, specifically after the "Professional Minecrafters ender dragon fight")
Xisuma: So, I'm fully aware that the fight was not that professional.
Cleo: That occurred to you, now!
Joe: Cleo, sarcasm is not helping. But first, let's name the faults.
Mumbo: Everything.
Hypno: Anything else
Joe:
Mumbo:
Xisuma:
Everyone else:
Cleo: Well, then it's safe to say that was a successful fail.
Xisuma: Do you know why I recruited you?
Grian: I assumed you lost a bet.
" When a waiter or waitress asks you if you want to look at the bill, I always reply no. That way they know I'm rich even if I'm not."
~ Cub aka CubFan135
Xisuma: According to Ren, I'm supposed to be terrifying.
Cleo: You are.
Xisuma:
Cleo: I meant it in a really not scary way...almost pathetically unscary.
Scar: If you will charge me to answer my questions, how much will you charge me?
Iskall: Hmm. . . I'd say 200 diamonds
Scar: Okay. . .
Iskall: So. . . What is the second question?
Scar: Excuse me-
Doc: Every day someone tells me to sleep.
Xisuma: Doc, I really think you should.
Doc: I don't need any sleep, you wanna why.....because I'm on the G.O.A.T mode!
Keralis: I'm not going to be poor, this season I will not spend any diamonds on gambling.
Doc: *opens a casino*
Keralis: Screw that, I'm wanna spend all the diamonds!
Xisuma: I'm not mad, I just want to know who did it.
No one:
Mumbo: I did!
Xisuma: No you didn't, you're too innocent.
Iskall and Grian: I did!
Xisuma: Hmmm....that's sounds right, actually.
Xisuma: *starring at the entire server*
Xisuma: Ok no offensive, but I think some of us need to chill.
(Just before season 7 started)
Joe: What will you be taking with you, for season 7?
Cleo: My negative self and my sparkling positive, but also really negative and sarcastic thoughts.
Joe: That's not what I meant...
"Every day I wake up and look myself in the mirror and immediately start to envy the person on the other side. But I quickly cheer up, as the realisation hits me right in the face. As I realise that the gorgeous, handsome, good-looking self and beautiful person on the other side is actually me! In theory, this makes me realise I'm a very hot and good-looking person!" ~ Ren aka RenTheDog.
(A/N, A friend once said that this is her first thought every morning.)
Mumbo: Now I know you think this is not a parrot, but it is.
Iskall: Mumbo it's a CHICKEN! Can it sit on your shoulder, no! So it's not a parrot!
Mumbo: It's an independent parrot, it needs no man.
No one:
Scar: Crystals, Crystals they'll bring you luck! Absolutely not a scam! Crystals for sale!
-AquaticMcFan
May you find peace and fly over the rainbow! Thanks for reading!
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