Part 32 - Planeptune Basilicom

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- Compa's room -

Neptune: Welcome to the start of the 128th..."Where's Histy Summit"!

Compa and Damian: *claps for Neptune*

Damian: (Why am I doing this...) Okay now, to start it off, let's hear everyone's information.

Neptune: I got a whopping nothing!

Damian: Of course...I wasn't counting on you in the first place... How about everyone else?

Compa: I couldn't find anything.

Noire: Ditto.

Geno: I have not found any information.

Vert: I have asked for Ran-Ran to help, but nothing in particular was found.

Louis: I asked the citizens but no luck.

Blanc: I didn't find anything...

Lumine: Me either.

MAGES.: Similar to my search for Doc P, I have not found anything.

MarvelousAQL: Nothing from me, either! I wonder where Histy could be?

Damian: All this searching for Histoire and zero, huh? Ugh... Iffy?

IF: I've asked for Otome-chan's help too, but...nothing at all.

Damian: *sigh*

Neptune: So we all had nada then...

Damian: Histoire, if you only give us a hint, we wouldn't have done it...

Compa: We haven't heard anything since then...

Damian: Hmmm... How about the Planeptune's Basilicom then?

Louis: That might be our option. Planeptune's Basilicom would know more than anyone about Planeptune.

Neptune: Oh, yeah. Huh. I wonder why I didn't come up with that?

Blanc: ...You're supposed to be the CPU here, you know...

Damian: To Basilicom, then.

And we're going to the Basilicom. I saw Blanc's CPU Blog and it's about Snow Attractions. I really want to build a snow- Whatever.

- Planeptune's Basilicom -

We enter the Basilicom and surprisingly the staff knows us even though it's been weeks.

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: Oh! It's the loli-cute girl from before!

Neptune: Been a while hasn't it? I didn't think you'd remember me, though.

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: How could I forget? A loli-child like you is a treasure of the world!

Damian: (Lolicon...)

Neptune: Heh, oh shucks... Stop embarrassing me.

Damian: (YOU SERIOUSLY FLATTERED BY THAT?!)

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: And, how may I be of assistance today, Ne?

Damian: (Still can't get the name, right? How??)

Neptune: W-Was it just me, or did my name just get obliterated?

Damian: Yeah. Yeah...

IF: Sooner or later you'll just be called "N"...

Compa: We have a question on the dungeons around Planeptune.

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: Dungeon? How unusual for suck cute girls as you all to ask that. I supposed since you have 4 men to protect you.

Neptune: Is there like a super rare, hidden dungeon around here?

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: A super rare, hidden dungeon, you say...?

IF' For example, a dungeon not made public by the Basilicom or like ruins...

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: Hm, well I heard from my sister's boss's brother's husband's friend...

Louis and Vert: ...Brother's...husband?

Damian: (Don't tell me it has same-sex marriage... I mean Neptune from what I heard from Mark that it has Yuri moments...)

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: Lore has it that there is a dungeon where the heroes Quartet trained eons ago.

Neptune: Ah! Now that sounds super dungeon-y! And? Where's this dungeon?

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: This is all from lore, so there's no precise location... Also the lore said that the heroes were 4 girls and 1 guy, if that lore is true, that guy is such a lucky bastard!

All: Uhhh...

Damian: That's not the information we needed!

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: I'm sorry...

Neptune: Awww... Just when I though we had a lead...

IF: On the contrary, I think we have a launching pad now.

Blanc: Yes. If the lore can be unraveled, we may find a strong lead.

Damian: (And if that's really true, then the first ever harem theme in this world is from that lore. Wait, why am I thinking about that? But please let it be a lie...)

Compa: Come to think of it, does any goddess remember something from that time?

Noire: We're not sure. For the most part, we've been living in Celestia.

Vert: True. I can only vaguely recall our former goddess...

Fodra: God...

Damian: (Huh? Fodra?)

...

Damian: (I don't know what's going on with Fodra.)

Neptune: *sigh* Even my trusty goddesses aren't of much use...

Noire: That's ironic coming from someone who lost their memory...

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: There should be more information here, so I'll see what I can find.

Neptune: Planeptune's Basilicom is the best! Unlike some other Basilicoms.

Damian: Neptune sometimes offended the other goddesses, so aren't you going to do something about it?

Lumine: If it's from a goddess, we won't interfere since they are CPU. You know, Console War.

Damian: Uhuh... (Why did I ask that?)

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: Well, serving a loli-cute child like you is as important as anything. Come back later. I'll see what I can find.

Neptune: Will do! Welp, we'll be back again, Sir Nice Guy!

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: Yes, leave it to me!

We're exiting the Basilicom and I heard the Staff, it must be a slave's heightened senses or something.

Planeptune Basilicom Staff: Now, let's see...where should I start? ...Hm, but I'm sure I've seen them before... I wonder where...? Ah, never mind.

Damian: (Oh God, he almost found out...)

- Planeptune -

IF: Oaky then, let's investigate the contents of the lore.

Neptune: Yeah, but how?

Damian (Sarcastically): Oh I don't know, maybe ask around. There may be SOME people who know something about the lore.

Neptune: Auuu... I hate doing such bland and repetitious stuff...

Compa: Let's just do out best, Nep-Nep.

Damian: *sigh* What am I going to do...

To be continued

930 words to be exactly.

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