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Fallon
ANDREA I'M A HORRIBLE HUMAN BEING
Andrea
Oh god.
What did you do?
Fallon
Billie asked me to move in with her and I told her I don't know.
Andrea
What? Did you just- You telling me that your dumb ass said no to Billie Eilish? THE BILLIE EILISH?
Fallon
I didn't say no. I just said I don't know. I don't know whether or not that's worse than no
Andrea
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Fallon
i'm horrible I know. she made me this whole like multi box present that had all our memories in it- from the day we met until now. and inside she had the keys to her brother's guest house and i was overwhelmed with emotion and said i don't know.
we ate dinner in silence
Andrea
you really did just tell billie that you wanna raincheck your moving in god, tell me your fucking kidding me fallon. SHE IS THE WHOLE PACKAGE DAMN, I'LL MOVE MY ASS OVER THERE AND PROPOSE
Fallon
im an idiot I know. god, the way her face fell I just- she told me that it was okay if I didn't want to accept it but i don't think she was actually prepared for it. but like maggie was there trying to ease the tension and keep everyone laughing but billie hadn't looked at me the whole dinner. i could just tell that i crushed her heart and i dont know what to do. god, if i lost her again, andrea.. like i cant do this again
Andrea
I dunno why the fuck your messaging me. go and explain your thoughts to her. call her and tell her why you said what you said. you were overwhelmed and freaked out.
Fallon
but what if we move in and get in a fight. what if we're moving to fast?
Andrea
CEO OF MOVING TOO FAST. PLS-
Fallon
fuck im an idiot. u know that meme with gordon ramsay holding bread to this woman's head, yeah thats me. i'm the idiot sandwich
Andrea
HOLD UP
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