Agnes: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed!
Aera & Iwaizumi: *speechless*
Oikawa: I'm gonna tell her.
Aera & Iwaizumi: Don't you dare.
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Risa: *steps on a spider, killing it*
Sayaka: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Risa: Killed without hesitation.
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Oikawa: Aera, you're like an angel with no wings.
Aera: *flattered*
Katsuki in the background: So a person?
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Risa: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Literally all of Suisen: People die when you have fun.
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Katsuki, plotting revenge: We'll need a distraction. Are either of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Akira: Risa, your time has come.
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Aera: Would you two stop fighting?
Oikawa: We are not fighting. We are having a creative discussion.
Katsuki: We are too fighting!
Oikawa: Creative discussion.
Katsuki: Fight!
Oikawa: Discussion!
Katsuki: Fight!
Aera: I can't believe you're actually having a fight about it you're having a fight.
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Katsuki coming to Shiratorizawa late: Sorry that I'm late, Iwaizumi didn't want me to come.
Ushijima: That's more information than I needed.
Everyone:
Everyone: Wait a damn minute-
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Nishinoya: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things-
Risa: That's because you're short.
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Satan: I have come to claim you.
Agnes: Hold on, let me ask Mad Dog. *walks off*
Satan: It is not a choic-
Agnes: *walks back in* He said no.
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-If Faith came to Florida-
Me: Do you want to hang out with me and my friends at McDonald's?
Faith: My heart says yes but my anxiety says no.
Me: Sorry, all I heard was yes. Come oN LET'S GO TO THE SLIDE
Faith: KYLE MY ANXIETY SAYS NO
Me: LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
Faith: KYLE
Me: S L I D E
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Katsuki: Shut up.
Oikawa: I didn't say anyth-
Katsuki: You were thinking. It's annoying.
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Agnes: Name a way to be nice to others.
Mad Dog: Don't kill them.
Agnes: Setting the bar a little low but I'll allow it.
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Oikawa: Do you smell the upsexy?
Katsuki: Smell the what?
Oikawa: Upsexy
Katsuki: What is that?
Oikawa: What?
Katsuki: What the hell is that?
Oikawa: What are you asking me?
Katsuki:
Aera: What's upsexy?
Oikawa: *looks at Aera* Nothing much, you?
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Nobuo: Okay let's stop using the term "butthurt". We're not twelve anymore.
Risa: You sound fannytroubled.
Nari: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Nikko: Someone's having a tushytantrum
Nobuo: I will literally kill the three of you.
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Computer: Enter a new password
Risa: *types Yuu*
Computer: Password is too short
Risa: I know.
Noya:
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Agnes: Bonjour, Mad Dog. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?
Mad Dog who finally got the hang of French: No I don't want to sleep with you.
Agnes: *trying to play it off cool and laughs nervously* Is that what that means?
Seijoh:
Iwaizumi: That's literally your own language, what the fuck.
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Risa: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.
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Oikawa: I find it very unseemly of Katsuki to start dating again. Isn't the customary period of mourning 10 years?
Iwaizumi: Die. Let's fine out.
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Oikawa: I'm sorry, Aera. It's just you remind me of my old girlfriend. She was a girl too
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-Future AU again-
Nishinoya still tired of Risa's shit: *locks Risa in the car* Act like a child, get treated like a child.
Risa: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
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I can't find anymore good ones. Oh well.
