Risa: *plays Siri* Cookies, cookies, cookies, and, cream
Nobuo: Beethoven's in the mother fucking house, baby!
Risa: I'm gonna whip you into shape
Kokoa: I'm gonna whip you into shape
Kana: I'm gonna whip you into - shape!
Risa: Cookies, cookies, cookies, cream
Nobuo: I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape
Kokoa: Cookies, cookies, cookies, cream
Kana: I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape
Risa: Sex for homework, rolling on a mattress
Nobuo: *switches out his glasses for sunglasses(and no he cant see with them lol) I think you need a little fucking practice
Kokoa: Sex for homework, sitting in detention
Kana: There's just a few things that I would like to mention
Risa: *blasts her Siri* Like using furniture or a special apparatus
Nobuo: Study your ass off while I get my rocks off *accidentally runs into the monkey bars(yeh theyre at the park)*
Risa's siri: Study your ass off while I get my rocks off
Kokoa: Beauty, beauty, beauty, brains
Kana: I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape
Risa: Beauty, beauty, beauty, brains
Nobuo: I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape
Kokoa: Sex for homework, rolling on a mattress
Kana: I think you need a little fucking practice
Risa: Sex for homework, sitting in detention
Nobuo: There's just a few things that I would like to mention
Kokoa: Like french kissing but not your mouth
Kana: Only bad girls will get good grades
Risa: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
Nobuo: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it) (Woo!)
Kokoa: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it) (Woo!)
Kana: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it) (Woo!)
Risa: I am SO prepared for this test!
Nobuo: Sex for homework, rolling on a mattress
Kokoa: I think you need a little fucking practice
Kana: Sex for homework, sitting in detention
Risa: There's just a few things that I would like to mention
Nobuo: Like a butterfly or a modified missionary position
Kokoa: Only bad girls will get good grades
Kana: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
Risa's siri: God damn, I'm going to cram for a one night stand exam
Nobuo: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
Risa's siri: Now I will never get into a good college
Kokoa: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)
Risa's siri: Do you want to be my study partner?
Kana: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it) I am so prepared for this fucking test!
Risa: Whip you into shape
Nobuo: I'm going to whip you into shape
Kokoa: I'm going to whip you into shape
Kana: I'm going to whip you into - shape!
Risa's siri: Do you want to be my mother fucking study buddy?
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Kokoa: How'd you get your siri to do that-?
Risa: Magic-
Nobuo: Guys I can't see
Kana: *sighs and swaps the sunglasses for his glasses*
Nobuo: Oh-
Kana: You're older than me yet you're still stupid.
Nobuo: At least I'm passing
Kana: Barely.
Nobuo: Okay listen-
Risa: Marry me
Nobuo: No-
Risa: Please
Nobuo: Go harass Karasuno's libero with that question
Risa: He has a name
Nobuo: Oh yeah? Then what is it?
Risa: Nishinoya Yuu.
Nobuo: That's creepy
Risa: I know everything
Nobuo: It's still creepy
Risa: >:(