Sex For Homework

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Risa: *plays Siri* Cookies, cookies, cookies, and, cream

Nobuo: Beethoven's in the mother fucking house, baby!

Risa: I'm gonna whip you into shape

Kokoa: I'm gonna whip you into shape

Kana: I'm gonna whip you into - shape!

Risa: Cookies, cookies, cookies, cream

Nobuo: I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape

Kokoa: Cookies, cookies, cookies, cream

Kana: I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape

Risa: Sex for homework, rolling on a mattress

Nobuo: *switches out his glasses for sunglasses(and no he cant see with them lol) I think you need a little fucking practice

Kokoa: Sex for homework, sitting in detention

Kana: There's just a few things that I would like to mention

Risa: *blasts her Siri* Like using furniture or a special apparatus

Nobuo: Study your ass off while I get my rocks off *accidentally runs into the monkey bars(yeh theyre at the park)*

Risa's siri: Study your ass off while I get my rocks off

Kokoa: Beauty, beauty, beauty, brains

Kana: I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape

Risa: Beauty, beauty, beauty, brains

Nobuo: I'm gonna whip you into shape, I'm gonna whip you into shape

Kokoa: Sex for homework, rolling on a mattress

Kana: I think you need a little fucking practice

Risa: Sex for homework, sitting in detention

Nobuo: There's just a few things that I would like to mention

Kokoa: Like french kissing but not your mouth

Kana: Only bad girls will get good grades

Risa: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)

Nobuo: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it) (Woo!)

Kokoa: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it) (Woo!)

Kana: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it) (Woo!)

Risa: I am SO prepared for this test!

Nobuo: Sex for homework, rolling on a mattress

Kokoa: I think you need a little fucking practice

Kana: Sex for homework, sitting in detention

Risa: There's just a few things that I would like to mention

Nobuo: Like a butterfly or a modified missionary position

Kokoa: Only bad girls will get good grades

Kana: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)

Risa's siri: God damn, I'm going to cram for a one night stand exam

Nobuo: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)

Risa's siri: Now I will never get into a good college

Kokoa: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it)

Risa's siri: Do you want to be my study partner?

Kana: If you want it (if you want it), come and get it (come and get it) I am so prepared for this fucking test!

Risa: Whip you into shape

Nobuo: I'm going to whip you into shape

Kokoa: I'm going to whip you into shape

Kana: I'm going to whip you into - shape!

Risa's siri: Do you want to be my mother fucking study buddy?

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Kokoa: How'd you get your siri to do that-?

Risa: Magic-

Nobuo: Guys I can't see

Kana: *sighs and swaps the sunglasses for his glasses*

Nobuo: Oh-

Kana: You're older than me yet you're still stupid.

Nobuo: At least I'm passing

Kana: Barely.

Nobuo: Okay listen-

Risa: Marry me

Nobuo: No-

Risa: Please

Nobuo: Go harass Karasuno's libero with that question

Risa: He has a name

Nobuo: Oh yeah? Then what is it?

Risa: Nishinoya Yuu.

Nobuo: That's creepy

Risa: I know everything

Nobuo: It's still creepy

Risa: >:(

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