Risa: *to Nobuo* Sleep with me
Nobuo: Gay. Me.
Risa: Did I fucking stutter?
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Suisen girls: *playing against Karasuno*
-after-
Risa: So uh *slides to Nishinoya* Okay Dora wannabe, what's your number?
Nishinoya: 👁👄👁 Pardon?
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Risa: KISS KISS FALL IN LO—
Imari: IT'S THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK YOU SANG THAT INTRO AND IT'S ONLY MONDAY, SHUT THE FUCK UP
Risa: :(
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Risa: And I was sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties
Yukiji: What titties?
Yutori: I don't see any
Risa: LISTEN I KNOW I'M FLAT BUT I'M NOT THAT FLAT
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Risa: *has blood on her lower shirt*
Nobuo: What did you do?
Risa: ?
Nobuo: There's blood
Risa: Oh that's my period
Kana: You're on the pills
Risa: So?
Kana: You don't have your period until you're out of the pills.
Risa: 👁👄👁
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Risa: Guys I told you, I'm straight
Nobuo, Kana, Kokoa, Nara, and Miu: No you're not
Risa: How do you know?
The five: We're gay.
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Risa: Is there anything better then pussy? Ye—
Kokoa: No.
Risa: What-?
Kokoa: No.
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Coach Miiko: Do y'all even do practice at home?
Risa: I have sex then I practice
Kokoa: Girl no one wants to have sex with you, you prolly just play with yourself
Risa: I- Yeah-
Coach Miiko: 👁👄👁 Y'all always turn this kind of stuff into sex but for what?
Risa: Sex❤️
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Risa: H-
Nobuo: No
Risa: Why?
Nobuo: Just shut up
Risa: :(
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Risa: I am hunger
Kaede: Starve
Risa: Damn okay
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Risa: So I'm gonna peg Noya
Nishinoya: 👁👄👁 I didn't agree to this but okay
Risa: UwU
Nobuo: Ew straight people
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