Oikawa: Here you are, Katsuki. Nice hot cup of coffee. *hands the mug to her*
Katsuki: *grabs the mug* It's cold.
Oikawa: Nice cup of coffee.
Katsuki: *sips it and spits it out* It's horrible!
Oikawa: Cup of coffee.
Katsuki: I'm not even sure it is coffee.
Oikawa: Cup.
———
Judge: And how do you plead?
Risa: *looks at Noya*
Noya: *mouths not guilty*
Risa: Hot milky
Noya: Jesus Christ, just lock her up.
———
-in an argument-
Katsuki: Fuck you.
Iwaizumi: Later. Now, listen you little shit...
———
Kokoa: You need a hobby, Kaede.
Kaede: I have a hobby, Kokoa.
Kokoa: How many times do I have to tell you that stalking Nobuo is not counted?
———
Risa: *on her last day* What's wrong with Nobuo?
Ahmya: He doesn't handle alcohol very well.
Nobuo, clearly drunk: I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.
———
Oikawa: Benefits of dating me.
Oikawa: You will be dating me. I could go on, but I think I've made my point.
———
-Future AU-
Noya: When I said you should try being friendlier, this isn't what I meant.
Risa: *stirring a cup of tea passive aggressively* Oh so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Burglar who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Risa: Coming right up.
———
Risa in an e-girl outfit: If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it. A look around the room and a casual "haven't decided yet" is always a good respond.
Everyone:
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Iwaizumi: Just tell her "you're beautiful"
Oikawa: Good idea. Thanks. *walks to Aera* I'm beautiful.
———
Mad Dog, thinking to himself: I have this urge to do something stupid.
Agnes: I'm stupid. Do me.
Mad Dog:
All of Seijoh:
Agnes: Did I just say that out loud?
———
Katsuki: I like the rain, it's peaceful.
Risa: It'll help clean up a murder.
Katsuki: You wouldn't need to clean it up if you used an icicle as a murder weapon.
Akira: What is wrong with you guys?
———
Noya, on the phone with Risa: Babe, come over.
Risa: Can't. I'm hiding a body.
Noya:
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Oikawa: Don't worry. Agnes likes your butt and fancy hair. I know, I read her diary.
Mad Dog: She really thinks it's fancy-?
———
Azume: Sorry, I lost my cool for a second.
Risa: You can't lose something you never had
Azume:
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Agnes after researching internet slang: In this world it's yeet or be yeeted
Mad Dog: I am literally begging you to stop.
———
Nobuo: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called "Every time I'm depressed I take a drink"
Nari: This game exists. It's called alcoholism.
———
Risa: I may seem like an asshole, but deep down I'm a good person.
Risa: And even deeper down I'm a bigger asshole.
———
Kaede hanging out with Nobuo: What are you drinking?
Nobuo: Vodka
Kaede: Straight?
Nobuo: No, I'm bi.
Kaede:
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Katsuki: It's funny how when you get older, you start to enjoy things you hated as a kid.
Akira: Like taking naps.
Risa: And getting spanked.
Katsuki:
Akira:
Risa: *loudly sips drink*
———
I'm done. For now-
