Risa: *wearing Noya's jersey deadass*
Nobuo: How did you get that
Risa: I snuck in his house and stole it
Kana: And how did you find his house exactly?
Kuroo: She told me that she knows everything so-
Risa: Exactly
Nobuo: I-
Kuroo: She taught me, her- I think fiance- Akimiro, and Kenma sex ed.
Nobuo: You did what?
Risa: :p
Nobuo: *smacks her upside the head*
Risa: oWIeeee
Kana: I'm surprised you're not dead yet
Nobuo: Same
Risa: Want me to help?
Kana and Nobuo in unison: Yes/No
Risa: O h
Nobuo: Stab me❤️
Kana: If you stab him I'm kicking you off the team
Kuroo: Awkward...
Risa: I don't wanna spit- I wanna gulp- I wanna gag- I wanna choke- I want you touch that little dangly thing that swings in the back of my throat-
Kuroo: No you don't. It'll cause problems with eating, ta-
Risa: Not if I'm eating Noya's a-
Kuroo: Don't even finish that sentence.
Risa: A-
Kuroo: No
Risa: >:(
Nobuo: You done?
Risa: Yeah
Kana: This is-
Kuroo: -sad
