Katsuki: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.
Risa: All I drank was Redbull!
Katsuki: How many?
Risa: Eighteen.
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Oikawa: I feel like I have died and gone to heaven.
Katsuki: I have that dream too. But you go in the other direction.
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Iwaizumi: *looks at Agnes then at Oikawa* She's speaking some kind of French.
Oikawa: Let me handle it. I speak Spanish. It's the same thing.
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Noya: Are you trying seduce me?
Risa: Why, are you seducible?
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Katsuki: Know why I called you in here?
Oikawa: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Katsuki: *stops pouring two glasses of apple juice* Accidentally?
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Risa: Who the fuck—
Nobuo: Language!
Risa: Whom the fuck—
Nobuo: No.
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Nikko: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.
Nobuo: And you came to me?
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Risa: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Azume: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Katsuki: How are we looking?
Risa: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.
Katsuki: Like, sure, we're trying but it's almost effortless.
———
-Future AU-
Noya: Last night I found out Risa is a sleep talker.
Suga who is visiting: Oh, really?
Noya: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
Suga:
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Mad Dog: I tried to let go of my anger and threw a rock at my foot!
Iwaizumi: *looks at Agnes* And what happened to you?!
Agnes: Oh, I laughed so hard I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It's fine.
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Katsuki, plotting still: Everyone know what they're doing?
Risa: In general or the plan?
Katsuki: The plan, Risa.
Risa: *sighs in relief*
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Akira: *in the chip aisle at Walmart doing a late night grocery run*
Akira: *grabs tortilla chips*
Noya to Risa: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. MAKE A DECISION, RISA
———
Agnes: Thanks, cutiepie.
Mad Dog: Ugh.
Agnes: Sorry, I'll think of a better one than cutiepie. You're my angel...dust. Sorry, that's a drug.
———
Katsuki: I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.
Aera: And for punching me in the face?
Katsuki: No, you definitely deserved that.
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Aera trying to help Agnes: *looks at Mad Dog* Those pants look great, and I bet they'd look even better on Agnes' floor.
Agnes: Are you hitting Kyotani...for me?
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Oikawa: I've lied to every girl I said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before.
Aera: Aw, I did not need to know that.
Oikawa: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said "I never loved you"
Aera: Okay, that seems unnecessary.
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Katsuki: We're going mattress shopping.
Iwaizumi: You know, once we get it, we'll have to break it in.
Katsuki: Oh, I hear what you're saying. Mattress trampoline.
Iwaizumi:
Katsuki: Wait, no. You were talking about sex.
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Makki: Uh oh.
Agnes: What?
Makki: Somebody's in love.
Agnes: Yeah, right. I just think Kyotani's cool. It's not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.
Agnes later that night: Uh oh.
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Nari: I did a bad thing
Nikko: Does it affect me?
Nari: No.
Nikko: Then suffer in silence.
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