In this, the ship kiddos are older and all but two have kids- so Xx-Bxby_Dxll-xX
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Jason: Well this is coincidental
The kiddos: Yeah-
Jolene: Jason. You've got-
Jason: Six. I know.
Juno: Dad I'm hungry
Rosie: Me too. Feed us or we shall feast on our own tails!
Max: *already chewing on his own tail*
Jolene: Maybe you should feed them-
Jason: These three are picky-
Solomon: *attached to Jolene*
Jason: And you've got children yourself.
Jolene: Yes, this one is Solomon.
Solomon: Hi.
Loki: Sydney is superior
Sydney: I'm superior!
The three pups: *barks at Sydney*
Sydney: Awe what are you little pups gonna do hm? Gnaw on my ankles?
Juno: We do so much more than gnaw!
Max: Obviously I'm the superior child amongst all of us.
Jason: *sighs* Help me please.
Skye: Your fault not ours
Jason: You don't even have kids. Neither does Amaris.
Skye: ✨Dysphoria✨
Amaris: I hate kids.
Mariah: Try having three boys.
Jason: I do have three boys.
Mariah: So do I.
Rafael: Hi
Mariah: And that's one of them.
Loki: BEWWWW *running around with Sydney*
Sydney: *laughs*
Jason: Calm down you guys.
Sonia/Chase: You? Mature? Dream come true. *holding Zion*
Jason: And you have that child.
Sonia/Chase: And the other two.
Jason: Yeah.
Zion: Da- *pokes Sonia/Chase's cheek*
Sonia/Chase: *pecks Zion's head*
Izzy: You guys having cis kids? I have a bigender bitch. Well and Winterlyn.
August: That would be me. The bigender one.
Sydney: I'm nonbinary
Skye: Mini me-
Sydney: What?
Skye: I said what I said.
Delilah: Well I have two kids, Robbyn and London. They both identify as nonbinary too.
Skye: *le gasp*
Wynona: REEEEEEE
Jude: SHUT UP WYNONA
Pierce: Let's not argue please.
Wynona: They started it!
Jude: IT'S SHE TODAY!
Wynona: WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A SHORT TEMPER?
Pierce: SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU
Jason: *laughs* Yeah I wonder.
Ophelia: Um. This is Kit, my boy, and Sage, they are a demigirl.
Sage: Pleasure to meet ya, I'm Sage.
Kit: I am Kit.
Jason: Manners, huh? Learned from the best I see.
Ophelia: *grins*
The pups: DADADADADADADADAD
Jason: Go harass your mother-
The pups: >:(
Amaris: That's cute.
Skye: Man now I'm flat out jealous...
Jason: I wonder where mom is now.
Jolene: Jail
Loki: Dead
Mariah: More kids maybe-?
Jason: God no, we all know she was done after Lorrie and Oliver.
Mariah: You never know.
Jason: Hm yeah.
