Get ready for some utter chaos featuring Evangeline, Polly, Marnie, and Nessa uwu- lol this is so cringy why am I doing this-
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Evangeline: Come on Johnny, when you gonna get here?
Marnie: *mimics Piers' voice the best she can* Alright, hold your pretty horses. I'll be there in a minute, you just get yourself dolled up alright toots and you pick a place, you just pick a place
Evangeline: *fUCKING CHOKES-*
Polly: *rolls her eyes and carries on with what was supposed to be Eva's line* Umm, Johnny?
Marnie: Yeah, Gwenie, Gwen, Gwen?
Polly: You might want to hurrry, because tonight is the night~
Polly: I'm empty, I need fulfilling, yes I do love. To the ceiling, when I do love. I get this feeling when I'm in love.
Nessa: I'm restless, can't you see I try my bestest, to be good girl, because it's just us so take me now and do me justice.
Evangeline: *finally stops choking* I'm waiting patiently. Anticipating your arrival, and I'm hating. It takes so long to get to my house. To take me out- T-
Marnie: *casually steals the spotlight- without impression of course* Tonight, I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat~ Bubble pop electric, bubble pop electric
Polly: Wait isn't she too yo-
Nessa: *covers Marnie's mouth* Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat~ Bubble pop electric. Uh-oh, in the back seat
Polly: Ok now, I understand he's on his way now, but jeez Louise, I mean today now. I can't wait, I want to play now.
Nessa: I'm antsy. Bubble pop electric pansies. My sweet tooth, I want your candy. The Queen of Eng would say it randy.
Evangeline: I'm itchy, I wish you would come and scratch me. Tonight I'm falling, won't you catch me. Swoop on by, so you can snatch me. And take me out.
Polly: Tonight, I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat~
All: Bubble pop electric, bubble pop electric
Nessa: Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat~
All: Bubble pop electric, uh-oh, in the back seat
Evangeline: The need to be satisfied. Come pick me up, I want a ride.
Polly: Hurry, hurry, come to me. Drive in movie~ Drive in, move me~ Drive into me~
Marnie: *removes Nessa's hand* Bubble pop electric, you've gotta get it (all: Straight to me, drive in movie)
Evangeline: Take it to the back seat, run it like a track meet (all: Come to me, drive in movie)
Polly: Tonight, I'm gonna give you all my love in the back seat~
All: Bubble pop electric, bubble pop electric
Nessa: Gonna speed it down and slow it up in the back seat~
All: Bubble pop electric, uh-oh, in the back seat
Marnie: *dOeS tHe ImPrEsSiOn AgAiN* Yeah, tell your father I said hello
Evangeline: *chokes again, yes this is her line again*
Polly: *sighs* Johnny, get out of here
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Polly: *casually stepping on Evangeline* WHY CAN'T YOU DO THE FRIGGIN LINES?!
Evangeline: I'M SORRY BUT HEARING MARNIE SPEAK LIKE HER BROTHER—
Nessa: Oh my god. Marnie, didja have to do the voice?
Marnie: Yes.
Nessa: Well now she's dying.
Polly & Marnie: Good.
Nessa: I-
Evangeline: THIS IS WHY YOUR MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU
Nessa: Language-
Polly: YOUR MOM DOESN'T LOVE YOU EITHER SHE ONLY SPOILS YOU BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE CHEATING ON EACH OTHER
Evangeline: ...
Polly: Tch
Marnie: And this- is when I take my leave-
Nessa: Um no if I'm dealing with this, so are you
Polly: I BET HER BROTHER ONLY PRETENDS TO LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE HELLA ANNOYING
Evangeline: *tackles Polly*
Polly & Evangeline: *casually beating each other up*
Marnie: This is fine.
Nessa: We should find-
Marnie: We should.
