Oikawa: I was arrested because I was too cool
Risa: *eating pizza rolls deadass* The charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence
Oikawa:
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Risa: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Nobuo: I don't know Risa, how tall are you again?
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Kai: I just wanna hear those three little words
Oikawa: I love you
Kai: That's sweet but try again.
Oikawa:
Oikawa: I will behave
Kai: There we go
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Nobuo: *walks in while Risa, Nari, and Kokoa are talking*
Risa: So my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out, my dog's having a seizure, and I still got half a pie left-
Nobuo: *slowly walking back* Not today
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Kai: What am I doing wrong?
Risa: Do you want me to answer as a friend or as a therapist?
Kai: As a friend
Risa: See a therapist.
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Noya: I lost Risa again
Kai: Don't worry I got this *inhales* GO CRAZY AHHHHHHHH
Risa, ten meters away: GO STUPID AHHHHHHH
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Aera: I think I'm in love with you
Oikawa: What do you mean you think? I'm a goddamn miracle. You should know if you're in love with me.
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Oikawa: Kai, can you help with my zipper? My hands are full.
Kai: Oh yeah no problem
Oikawa: Up, Kai.
Kai: Right, sorry.
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-future au-
Noya: Can you do me a favor?
Risa: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my dna at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked me to.
Noya: Can you wash the dishes?
Risa: No.
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-Car full of boys pull up next to Aera as she's walking home from the beach-
Aera: *thinks she's about to get catcalled*
Riku: Yo!!
Aera: *sweats nervously*
Riku: Where'd you get the BOBA!
Aera: Oh! It's just down the street on the right!
Kaito: GOD I fucking TOLD you Riku!
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Risa: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Noya: Because their hands are too short-
Nobuo: Because they're all dead.
Tsukki:
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-future au-
Risa: You wanna hear something dirty?
Noya: Yeah
Risa: The kitchen.
Noya:
Risa: Go clean the kitchen.
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Noya: You have no idea what I'm capable of!
Risa: Don't take it personally but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake
Noya: >:(
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Kai: You were drunk last night
Nobuo: No I wasn't
Kai: You started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling "stop hiding spongebob! I know you are in there!"
Nobuo:
Nobuo: But did I find him though?
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-future au-
Shou: What if mayo came in cans?
Risa: That would suck because you can't microwave metal
Noya: Good morning to everyone except you two.
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Agnes: Would you be disappointed if I-
Bernadette: Yes.
Agnes: I didn't even finish my question
Bernadette: No need to, I'm always disappointed in you.
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Oikawa: All the girls were after me in high school
Risa: Well remember, cheap prices attract customers
Oikawa:
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Risa: Who the actual fuck-
Nobuo: Language! Gotta keep it PG man
Risa: Whom the actual sexual intercourse-
Nobuo: What the fuck
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Oikawa: I almost got surprised adopted yesterday.
Iwaizumi: What?
Mad Dog: He almost got kidnapped by Agnes' mafia
Iwaizumi: Oh okay
Iwaizumi: wait...WHAT?
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Oikawa: I feel so ugly today
Risa: Aww Oikawa you're not ugly
Oikawa: Really?
Risa: You're hideous.
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Noya: Risa
Risa: What
Noya: You kicked me in your sleep
Risa: Who said I was asleep?
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Kai: Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you
Risa: Yeah, so is a grenade
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Agnes, mad at Mad Dog: I absolutely hate Kentaro
Katsuki: I walked in on you guys passionately making out just this morning
Agnes: That's beside the point.
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