Unrelated random :^

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No Destiny this was not intended for an rp :^ but you can make it one if you want

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Nekoma and Suisen boys: Practicing together

Suisen girls: Watching

Risa: Damn their libero sucks

Kokoa: Risa that's mean

Risa: You're mom's mean

Kokoa: At least mine didn't ab*se me

Risa: >:(

Nobuo: *vibing to Adam Lambert*

Risa and Kaede: Nobuo 👁👄👁

Nobuo: What- *looks at them*

Risa and Kaede in unison: MARRY ME- *looks at each other* NO HE WANTS TO MARRY ME

Nobuo: *nervously sips the apple juice he has*

Sayaka: Ladies, ladies, he clearly wants to marry me

Risa & Kaede: QUIET BACKGROUND

Sayaka: Damn.

Yutori: Obviously he loves me, y'all

Yukiji: Whatever you say.

Yutori: I'm insulted.

Toki: Um- *looks at Nobuo* Aren't you gonna stop them?

Nobuo: I just wanna live man T_T I can't go anywhere with them simping over me

Risa, Kaede, Sayaka, and Yutori: *arguing over Nobuo*

Nobuo: I'm gay

The four: SHUT

Nobuo: Why can't I just live my life with a man? This is what I get for just naturally looking like this.

Toki: There's no way you were born with that face. No way. You must do a lot of skin care, huh?

Nobuo: Well, that, but I was born this way. Both my parents are models. :^

Toki: Ah that makes sense.

Zenko: CAN Y'ALL SHUT UP-

Domen: Like yeah- he's hot but like chill

Everyone: 👁👄👁

Domen: What? He is.

Zenko: *gets hit in the face by a ball*

Kuroo: *hyena laughs*

Kenma: How much longer until this over?

Risa: I'm still marrying Nobuo *hugs his arm*

Nobuo: I just- Why can't I attract men like I attract women 👁💧👄💧👁

Risa: You love us

Nobuo: Platonically

Risa: No

Nobuo: Go simp for the libero on Karasuno not me

Risa: NOYA❤️💫💕❣️💞💓💗💖💘💝

Nobuo: How do you even say that out loud

Risa: Don't question it

Nobuo:

Risa: Marry me

Nobuo: No.

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