Kuroo (16)

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-Kuroo and Daishou chat-

Daishou- dudeeeee
Thank you for fucking taking me

Kuroo- what..

Daishou- Keiji brother
Konoha
O
M
G
He's a fucking masterpiece
Dude-

Kuroo- I-
😂okay

Daishou- he's my boyfriend now

Kuroo- ohhh noice

Daishou- yes yes
Hey I should treat you

Kuroo- whaaa

Daishou- well cause if you wouldn't have taken me
I wouldn't of met him

Kuroo- oh? So like- wym treat me

Daishou- like what's you're favorite food
I'll buy you some dinner or something

Kuroo- awww that's nice

Daishou- I'm serious

Kuroo- okay okay...
well
I'm not really in the mood to eat anything

Daishou- ....
Fine..
How about we find you're boyfriend

Kuroo- what-

Daishou- That kid
Youtuber?
Wtf was his name..

Kuroo- kenma?...

Daishou- yeah, what if we find him

Kuroo- I don't think he wants to be found

Daishou- dude..

Kuroo- idk daishou

Daishou- come on
We can go to Terushima and ask him where he lives

Kuroo- why would Teru know
And how tf do you think we are going to be able to get in
Don't you have to like point in an appointment or whatever
He's like a famous person

Daishou- I know him personally

Kuroo- wtf how

Daishou- we were childhood friends
He got me my job with Bokuto

Kuroo- that-
Wow
Okay.

Daishou- yeah
All three of our moms were like besties

Kuroo- three?
Wym?
Bokuto mom was a loner

Daishou- I'm not talking bout her...
Terushima husband or boyfriend
Or whatever the fuck they are calling each other

Kuroo- oh... wait
That guard that was with him?

Daishou- yes.

Kuroo- oh.
So say you get us an appointment
Why would he just give us that information

Daishou- he'll give us the info

Kuroo- how do you know that

Daishou- because I have something he wants

Kuroo- what-

Daishou- I kidnapped his daughter

Kuroo- YOU FUCKING WHAT

Daishou- 😂😂😂 I'm kidding
Omg
I would love to see you're face

Kuroo- you ASSHOLE
What is wrong with you

Daishou- dude it's a joke
I babysit his daughter

Kuroo- so?

Daishou- sooooo I'll tell him I'll watch her for free the whole weekend or something

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