it was a normal evening in the chaotixs building
vector the was listening to his music
charmy was playing with his video games
and espio was meditating quietly in the corner
there were no new cases
so they were simply playing the waiting game until anything comes up
"ughhhhhhh, hungry now" charmy whined as he finished another level
fair enough to the little bee, it was drawing closer and closer to dinner time
and it seemed like he wasn't alone as the two reptiles stomachs began to grumble
"eh, not really in the mood to cook" vector said lazily
the crocodile looked to his chameleon teammate to see what his response would be
it was usually a disapproving stare or a sigh, then he would usually get up to make something himself
but when the ninja didn't reply
vector took this as an indication of the chameleon not being in the mood to cook either
so there was only one thing left to do
order a takeaway
"charmy hand me the phone" vector instructed
the bee did as he was ordered, only he flew the phone over vectors and dropped it on his head
"OWWW" vector yelled in pain
(every time!") the crocodile said to himself as he rubbed his poor head, meanwhile the cheeky bee was laughing at his misfortune
espio simply shook his head watching the display, knowing that the peace and quiet had ended
"alrighty, so what does everyone want for tea?" vector asked
"honey sesame chicken with white rice!" charmy exclaimed, drooling slightly
vector wasn't surprised, anything sweet the child would happily gorge himself on
"Thai Green Chicken Curry please" espio requested
again, it wasn't surprising, healthy and nutritious as what he normally ate
"awesome, I'm gonna have the sweet chilli chicken yakisoba bento and I'll order a plate of sweet dumplings for us to share" vector announced happily as he began drool himself in anticipation, feeling proud he had pronounced yakisoba properly
making sure everyone was in agreement with their decisions, vector began to order
it took 30 minutes
but thanks to charmy's whining of "it's taking forever", "how much longer?" and "is it close now?" it made it feel much longer
"sit down and shut up already" vector yelled/begged as he took the food from the deliver man, paying him and getting the food on the plates ready to be served
"mmmm, smells yummy" charmy exclaimed as vector placed it on the table
at once everyone dug into their meals
predictably charmy and vector began gobbling it, splashing food both on the table and on their faces
espio showing more self control ate his food slowly, savouring every bite
a usual dinner time
but something soon caught a certain detectives attention
charmy could have sworn there were more dumplings
the bee hadn't seen anyone reach out to grab one
maybe he missed it, imagining things
so he got back to eating
but looking up again
the number of dumplings had defiantly gone down
and he had defiantly not seen espio nor vector reach over
(what's going on?) charmy asked suspiciously
charmy began eating slower to keep an eye on the plate
and that's when he swore he saw something
something had raced over to the plate and stolen a dumpling
it was so fast that if he wasn't looking specifically at it he would have defiantly missed it
"ghosts!" charmy shouted
his outburst earnt him a startled look from vector and a confused glare from the espio
"what's bothering you now charmy?" espio asked, discarding his chopsticks for a moment
"there's a ghost stealing our dumplings!" charmy cried, pointing to the plate where less dumplings lay
"either you or esp must have eaten em" vector stated, also beginning to get curious, he had defiantly not eaten them
"nuh, uh, I haven't" charmy refused shaking his head
leading the two figures to look at the only figure left
"I've had my share, you must have not seen me take them" espio responded, going back to his meal
charmy was about to protest, about to say chameleon had defiantly not moved, but was interrupted by his leader
"that settles it, let's get back to enjoying our meals" vector announced as he lifted his plate to his mouth
charmy sighed, he didn't have proof and he didn't see any more dumplings move from the plate, maybe he did just miss espio reaching over
and so he decided to let it go and go back to eating
espio sighed in relief as he saw charmy go back to his meal, thankful the little detective had left the case
yes he had taken his share of the dumplings as he said, but he didn't say how exactly he had got them
espio hadn't been sleeping very well and was feeling extremely tired
he wouldn't usually feel like being lazy but today just seemed to be one of those days
instead of leaning over to grab the dumpling he simply used his super fast tongue to grab one at a time
Chameleons' tongues are extremely quick and powerful and can even be longer than its own body length, sometimes exceeding accelerations of 13 miles per hour. This means they can grab their prey within fractions of a second, making it impossible for prey to get away.
a fact that the chameleon didn't share with his fellow teammates
although it seemed cool and used to use the skill more frequently when he was young
he hardly ever used it now as he found it gross in fighting and people gave him weird looks when he used it
he did use it for uses like a grappling hook when on solo missions, and in this case eating dumplings
sweet dumplings were his most favourite food in the world, so it was mainly his stomach speaking for his brain
espio decided that it was a one time thing and left it at that, dreading on it no longer
but these events did give him some mileage
if charmy was annoying him, he can now scare him saying that he hadn't actually eaten the dumplings and a ghost was haunting the building
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Chameleon means "earth lion" in Greek
Fanfictionespio is an anthropomorphic chameleon, but a chameleon non the less here are some fun facts about chameleons and how they show through the daily life of our favourite intelligent ninja warrior (all characters mentioned belong to sega)