i'm not even trying to deny the fact that i'm gonna die alone. or i'm gonna end up with having 24 cats. i swear to god 'cause all the cute, adorable and awesome boys:
1. are fictional - let's face it, there's no one who can ever be compared to fictional characters.
2. are taken - likE THERE'S THIS CUTE BOY IN MY SCHOOL and he like has this flawless face, such good-looking lips, tan skin and his music taste is so AMAZING i mean LIKE OMFG, HE LISTENS TO ARTIC MONKEYS, THE 1975, MOVEMENT, T.E.E.D. and all the other good shit but guess wHAT.
he has a griflirend.
*sobs in the corner*
3. are 4984854154841 years older than you - joHNNY DEPP, LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND BRAD PITT LIKE GODDAMMIT THEY'RE GODS AND THEY CAN LITERALLY ALL BE MY FATHER, I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING, BOTH BRAD AND JOHNNY ARE 50 YEARS OLD LIKE THE FUCK
4. are famous - ha dylan o'brien and logan lerman. bYE.
5. are 5454545444548749 miles away from you - WHY DO ALL THE PERFECT BOYS HAVE TO LIVE IN NEVERLAND. IT'S NOT EVEN FAIR. I GOT NO MONEY TO TRAVEL THERE. I'M SERIOUS. WHY DOES GOD HATE ME
6. are douchebags - 70% of boys that are good looking are douchebags that only want you for frickle frackle. i'm not even kiding. i had a few gusy talk to me, and said that they were only interested in me cause they wanted to get some. liKE WOW.
*bitch slaps them in the face*
7. are gay - okay there is probably nothing worse than when something like this happens to you.
''omf this guy is cute. who is he''
''oh he? that's *random name*. he's gay.''
*walks over to the nearest petshop and buys 24 cats*
enjoy the gif of young leonardo dicaprio. *sobs*
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RandomA collection of rants & random thoughts. (Please, please, do have in mind that this was written ages ago. I was ignorant and immature, but have grown up and since then, changed my thoughts and opinions. Do not leave rude comments. Thank you. Have a...
