Becoming Carmen Sandiego Part 2

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Helicopter blades whir. Carmen's cell phone goes off.

Carmen: Player, not a good time!

"So this is what you were doing when that happened, you never told me." Player says.

Player: Can't cite the no-cell-phone rule if you're not on campus. Taking a little field trip?

Carmen: What? How did you know?

Player: Remember how I could never hack past the jammers at your school to triangulate your location? Well, guess what? Your phone suddenly lit up on my dashboard. It looks like you're currently traveling en route to...

Carmen: Dude, hold that thought.

Man, via radio: Approaching drop point. Assume your positions.

Carmen: Gotta call you back!

"Aww but I'm so fun to talk to." Player laughs, Carmen rolls her eyes at his antics but smiles at the kid she sees as a little brother.

She ends the call. Chevre, Topo, Gray, and Tigress stand at the ready.

Carmen: [gasp] I don't have a parachute!

Gray: What are you waiting for? Cats always land on their feet!

He kicks Tigress forward. She screams.

"Not gonna lie, I enjoyed that immensly." Carmen says.

"So did I." Gray laughs,

Carmen: Heads up!

The last two on the plane, Carmen tackles Gray.

Gray: Black Sheep!?

Carmen: Don't let go!

Gray: Are you out of your mind!? You just put your safety and my entire criminal career at risk! What will the faculty do when they discover you decided to tag along on our mission?

"If it was anyone else it would of been a lot worse." Carmen says.

"You have no idea." Shadowsan tells her. Everyone else shivers at his words.

Carmen: Who cares? I'll be long gone.

Tigress: Crackle? Let's move!

Gray: Stay here. I mean it.

Carmen: Hmph. Time to crash a caper.

Mime Bomb pantomimes a chicken before the panel of faculty.

Cleo: You... are a chicken?

"Accurate." Ivy says.

He nods, then begins to flap his arms.

Cleo: Chickens do not fly!

"Also accurate." Player snorts.

Maelstrom: Who here thought it was a good idea to make a mime a spy?

"Yeah who ever thought  the guy that never speaks would be good at keeping secrets?" Gray chuckles.

Brunt: Fly the coop? Black Sheep's run off with the others.

Shadowsan groans.

"Love you to Shadow dude." Zack says getting the full force of Shadowsans glare in return.

Cleo: We could have quite a mess on our hands.

Maelstrom: Alert the Cleaners.

"The cleaners?" Julia asks.

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