The Crackle Goes Kiwi Caper

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Theme music plays.

(In Russia, Carmen and Shadowsan enter a government building.)

Soldier: Credentials, please.

(They hand over their IDs. The soldier scans them and the machine beeps.)

Soldier: Thank you, general.

"Did you two seriously just sneak into the Kremlin?" Player asks.

"Says the guy who must of hacked the Kremlin for those fake ID's to work." Carmen points out.

Shadowsan: As you were.

Carmen: Player, Red Hat is in Red Square.

Player: Glad to hear the IDs worked out. The server vault's on sublevel four. If our intel is accurate, VILE could already be inside.

"Of course they are, they're always just about to win before you lot step in." Chase says.

(Neal the Eel sneaks into the vault through a vent, grunting.)

Neal: Whoo! Easy-peasy. Neal the Eel to Dr. Bellum. I'm in. Server 6609 located.

"He's still so massively creepy." Gray says.

"You just don't like him because he's from New Zealand." Jean-Paul says.

"No Neal is really, really creepy." Carmen says.

Dr. Bellum: Well done, Neal. You might make faculty yet.

"Unlikely. He is average at best as an operative, and mediocre at developing his own caper." Shadowsan says.

Neal: Well, I hear there's an opening. And you know how much I enjoy worming my way into those.

"Lets take that sentence out of context." Player says.

Neal: Searching database. And Bob's your uncle.

Dr. Bellum: I have seven uncles, none of whom are named Bob.

Player falls out of his seat cackling making the others laugh as well.

Neal: It's just a turn of phrase, love. Means "I found it."

Dr. Bellum: Then say that. I'm a scientist. Colorful vernacular only serves to confuse me.

"I'm thinking that's just the ADHD." Gray says.

"She has ADHD?" Jules asks.

"I mean... not diagnosed but, probably." Gray says.

Neal: Download complete. Is that direct enough for you?

(He notices Carmen and Shadowsan entering.)

Neal: Dos vidaniya, comrades!

Shadowsan: I will take the Eel.

"Say goodbye to Neal folks." Ivy says.

Carmen: I'll take the server.

(Carmen inserts her lipstick flash drive into the computer.)

Carmen: Player, uplink's live. See if you can retrace Neal's slimy trail.

(Shadowsan chases after Neal, grabbing onto his arm.)

Neal: Ah, Instructor Shadowsan. When they told me you defected over to the red side, I didn't realize they meant Russia.

"He is not funny." Carmen says.

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