Spider-Kid 🕷
"Sonnet #130. Shakespeare."
"?"
"Read it."
"Okay..."
"..."
"This feels like an insult."
"ITS NOT"
"I promise"
"Ilyyyyyy"
"I love you too kid."
"Shakespeare"
"Was a literary"
"GENIUS"
"Who?"
"Hahaahahaha very funny"
"You know I flunked English."
"Why do you add punctuation at the end of all ur texts"
"Boomer ass"
"Lame ass"
"Language."
"I don't know. It just feels right."
"Hahahaha"
"You don't understand technology"
"??????"
"Peter do you know who I am???"
"Tony Stark literary genius"
"Are you drunk?"
"Yes"
"I don't believe you."
"WHAT"
"WHY"
"Because you're Peter Parker."
"So"
"And your aunt is May Parker."
"Oh yeah"
"May would kill me lololol"
"She'd kill ME."
"Oh hsit"
"Language."
"Tony I gotta go"
"Why."
"Uhhhhhhhhhh"
"Ned"
"What did Ned do?"
"Stole my heart :("
"Oh yeah. I forgot about your ridiculously huge crush."
"Shut UP"
"What if he hears you"
"Peter. Why would he hear our text
messages."
"Idk AAAAAAA"
"It's the Spider bite"
"Ned didnt get bit, Pete."
"OMG HES HERE"
"I GTG"
"LOVE U BYE"
"Bye kid."
"Mwah"
"I give kith"
"Okay."
YOU ARE READING
Iron Dad One Shots (mcu)
FanfictionOne shots about my favorite irondad and spiderson duo. A series of fluff, angst, AUs, and about every father-son trope under the sun. **NO ST///RKER**
