More APHs

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ONE LOVELY DAY ON WHICH IT IS RAINING:
Aph Author: Author?
Author: WHAAAAT?
Aph: When can Reader meet the other APHs?
Author: Now. *snaps fingers*
*the other APHs appear around their Nerd counterparts*
Naz: Woah! who are you?! *looks at Aph Naz, who has orange streaks in her hair*
Aph Naz: I'm Aph Naz. Let's have an intelligent conversation on the dangers of cocaine.
Naz: AUTHOR GET HER OUT OF HERE
Aph Human: Woah hey there, let's go pet some lions and see what happens.
Human: Why would I ever do that?!
Aph Lauren: ...
Lauren: At least MY APH is quiet.
Aph Clueless: I am very smart.
Clueless: There's your punch line, people.
THE END

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