Made in Japan!

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ONE DAY
*everyone is suddenly teleported into a Japanese AU (alternate universe)*
Foxy (stands up): Where the heck are we?
Bonnie (eyes some cherry trees): Apparently, Japan.
Chica: Our kimonos are so cute! (Hers is yellow tied with a pink sash; Bonnie's is purple, detailed and tied with red; Freddy's is brown and detailed with black; Foxy's is red and detailed with orange)
Foxy: Meh. They're okay.
*all of them spot a Japanese home in the distance, surrounded by cherry trees*
*all approach the house*
Foxy: Let's hope someone's home. *knocks on door*
*author opens the door, wearing a kimono similar to Bonnie's but detailed with magenta*
Author: おはようございます、 フォクシい様と彼のともだち.
Foxy: What on earth is she saying?!
Naz: "Good morning, Foxy-sama and his friends".
Foxy: What's with the "-sama" tidbit?
Human: It's a title that shows your... eh... I guess your "authority" over her... I don't know.
Author (nods): はい.
Lauren: Come on in!
*everyone comes into the building and kicks off their shoes by the front door*
Chica (eyes a low-set table with food on it): What's that? (Points to the food on it)
Author:皆さんのランチです。
Naz: "Everyone's lunch".
Freddy: So... uhh... we sit here?
Author:はいよ!お願いします!
Foxy: Where the h£ll did Author learn Japanese?
Human: She's been learning it for a while.
Foxy: I see...
Author:ねえ、皆さん‼︎
Human (nudges Foxy, who is stuffing his face with orange chicken and receiving an evil look from Chica): She wants our attention.
Author: バス‼️
Everyone: WHAT?!
Author: バス❗️❗️❗️
Everyone: ENGLISH
Author (in 100% PERFECT ENGLISH): BUS!
*bus comes in through the wall and everyone dies until the next episode*
THE END!

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Author's Japanese:

おはようございます、フォクシい様と彼のともだち
Ohayō gozaimasu, Fokushī-sama to kare no tomodachi.
Good morning, Foxy-sama and his friends.

はい
Hai.
Yes.

皆さんのランチです.
Mina-san no ranchi desu.
Everyone's lunch.

はいよ!お願いします!
Hai yo! Onegaishimasu!
Yes! Please!

ねえ、皆さん!
Nē, Mina-San!
Hey, everyone!

バス!!
Basu!!
Bus!!

Note: I'm still and amateur when it comes to Japanese so in sorry if anything said in this translates into Japanese and has a bad meaning, I didn't have my reference book with me and this couldn't produce proper Japanese phrases. Just (Freddy Faz)bear with me on this one, okay?

I am horrible.

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