ONE DAY IN HISTORY:
Author: YOOOOOOOOO, MINA!
Chica: Hi. what are you doing
Author: POOF
Foxy: Oh god, please, no...
*everyone gets teleported to an 18th century American mansion*
Freddy: Who's place is this?
Bonnie (clutching Freddy's arm): Do we want to know?
George Washington: Yes.
Goldie: Who is this? Author, explain.
Black: He's our first president.
Chica (does the DERP face): I thought he died 65 million years ago!
Freddy (facepalms): Wrong date.
Naz: Wrong EVERYTHING.
Mike: Wrong every wha-yOOOOOOOO
George: Well what do you ppl want I wanna go Brit trippin in a few.
Author: I don't remember reading about him being a sassy-
Black: Before we start a rap battle...
Mia: Alright, so Mr. President...
*mia gets cut off by a man entering the room*
???: Mr. President, I have great news! The whole orphanage was adopted yesterday!
George: mAAAAARTHAAAAAAAA
Martha Washington: WE NEEDED MORE KIDZ
George: NO, WE DIDN'T.
Goldie: Jeez the wheeze, what did I do to deserve these idiots?
Lauren: YO I HEARD THAT
George: Aight get up losers, we're goin' Brit trippin'.
Author (pulls out a bazooka): HECKS YEA
Black: AUTHOR NO
Mia: Purpel
THE END
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