ONE DAY:
*author does a thing*
Author (looking right at you): Oh hey! So since everyone's been asking, the wedding's gonna be in...*does the math* 15 parts, and I want all of my amazing readers to come! Unfortunately, all the wedding roles have been taken, but you guys can still attend and show our newlyweds-to-be some love. NO PUN INTENDED LOL
Foxy: Author I swear to god if you're breaking the fourth wall again, I will #rek you and your family...
Author (throws her little brother and two little sisters at Foxy): take 'em, I don't want 'em!
Foxy: YOU
THE END
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