ONE DAY THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH COCAINE:
Author (sees Mike): Hey, Mike.
Mike (turns red and looks away): what do you want...
Author: Do you have any leftover tomatoes...?
Mike (completely clueless) (understand; 5%)
Mike: Wait... (understand: 50%)
*Mikes face turns bright red in rage* (understand: 99%. Time to explosion: 5 seconds)
Everyone: RUN AUTHOR RUN
THE END
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FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories
FanfictionA bunch of random scripts I wrote for the heck of it. FEEL THE COCAINE
