ONE PARTICULARLY BORING DAY AT FREDDY'S
Freddy: I wonder if Author's gonna be back tonight.
Foxy: I hope not.
*all of a sudden, a wild Person appears.*
Freddy: Hey! It's after hours! What're YOU doing here?!
Person: Hey, Freddy. Don't you remember me, I'm Human from Author's "squad".
Freddy (Palm to the forehead): Ohhh, right! You're the second least obnoxious next to Lauren!
Human: dang right. Author isn't gonna be here tonight cuz she went to the hospital with a heart attack.
All 5 animatronics: WHAT?!
Human (nods sadly): Yeah. she was playing this game called "Five Nights at Freddy's 2", some doll thing jump scares her, and she almost died...
Foxy (huffs): She should've died.
(Nobody listens)
Bonnie: So what're we gonna do now?
Golden Freddy (teleports in with cocaine): Drugs.
Everyone: Shut the frick up, freddy, nobody cares.
Goldie (sadly): Aww man, I wish Author was here.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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