ONE STRANGELY DEPRESSING DAY
(Author is sitting on the couch, very depressed)
Naz: sup bruh
Author: *sigh* *buries head in her hands*
Naz: what's up, seriously, you look like you're sad for once.
Author: I am! I can't believe Cami and I... kissed... now I'm so pissed off at myself. What the h€ll was that stuff you gave us anyway?
Naz: love potion
Author: *another sigh* that explains it.
Naz: Alright, man, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that to you. then again, it's your fault for accepting the discount...
Author (raging, takes out a heavy purple binder): YOU SON OF A B!TCH!!!! *beats Naz over the head*
*foxy walks in with Mike*
Mike: Um what's going on in here.
Author: SHE WAS BEING A JERK SO I PUNISHED HER.
*naz is tied to a flagpole wearing the pink bunny costume from "a Christmas story"*
Foxy: Bahahahahahahaaaa! *laughing* Holy $h!t, that's like the only funny thing you've ever done, Author!!!
Author (face lightens up): Really? So are we still friends, even after what happened yesterday?
*foxy and author remain in eye contact for a while*
Foxy: we were never friends in the first place, Author.
Author: That's true.
*the two get into a fistfight*
*naz and Mike laugh*
THE END
((Ps: Do you guys ship Author [or at if the nerds] with anyone? comment it!))
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