ONE DAY AT FREDDY'S:
Mike: SEA HAWKS!
Foxy: PATRIOTS!
Chica: Welp.
Author: Looks like the gay ones are at it again.
Foxy: There's no way the sea hawks will beat the Patriots! My team is the best.
Mike: Your De-Flatriots don't stand a chance against the Seahawks!
*mike and foxy get into a heated argument again*
Author: dang it, do I have to step into the middle of all of these? I'll handle this. *pushes Chica aside* uh, I hate to break it to ya, Foxy, but... *holds up a Lays potato chip bag* These hold more air than your Patriot's footballs.
Foxy: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Chica: Run, Author, run!
*author takes off in a full-blown sprint down the hallway with Foxy in her wake*
Freddy: Shut up you guys, the game's about to start!
(Everyone except Foxy is a Sea Hawks fan...)
*mike and Foxy sit down on the couch backstage, glaring at each other*
Author (sighs): This is why I hate sports. They tear perfectly good couples apart!
All the Nerds: SHUT UP AUTHOR.
Author: Sorry.
HALFWAY THROUGH THE GAME
*the Nerds and Chica have passed out on the couch*
*foxy and Mike are still giving each other the silent treatment*
Foxy (steps out of the room): This isn't going to work! *pulls out a phone and dials a number* Hello?... Yes, I'd like to get Serafina and Bill on the line...
NEXT MORNING
Foxy (shaking author awake): Author, wake up! The Patriots won!
Author (groggily): What cheat code did you use?
Foxy: Blackmail.
Author: I'm turning you in to the cops.
Foxy: NUUUUU PLZ DONT
Bonnie (yawns): Hey people who won?
Author (eye roll) : The De-Flatriots.
Foxy: Nobody talks crap about my favorite team! YOU DIE TODAY
Author: OH DOGE NO *another "Foxy hates Author" chase ensues*
NEXT MORNING NEWSPAPER HEADLINES:
"Animatronic Fox Blackmails Seahawks vs Patriots Scorekeepers"
Freddy (reading the paper): This explains everything.
THE END!
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