Weed Jokes by Author and Co.

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ONE DAY:
Author: Roses are red, Violets are orange, I brought you some tacos.

Whaddaya think?
Mia: not socially awkward enough.
Author: Dang!
Naz: Bruh did you just say "dank"?
Author: Naw, man, I said "dang". You been smokin weed again?
Naz: Maaaaaaaaybe.
Author: Oh no.
Naz: Chicken pot pie.
Lauren: What?
Author: Our three favorite things.
Lauren: Ohhh...wait, WHAT?!
Foxy: STONERS!
THE END

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