FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories

Author Has Made a Horrible Mistake Part 1

ONCE UPON A TIME:
*author shows up at work in high cut Jean shorts*
Naz: dude i thought we were supposed to wear skirts.
Author: WELL YA THOUGHT WRONG.
*mike comes in carrying a bag of tomatoes and a Spain and Romano (Hetalia) costume*
Mike: Hey ladies.
Naz: What up, Mike?
Author: What're those for?
Mike (turns slightly red): Uh nothing.
Author: Fair enough.
*mike leaves to go to Pirates cove*
Author: OK so in a few minutes I have a mission.
Naz: Nice.
LATER
*all the Nerds are seated in the office*
Author (looks at the clock): Alright, my mission begins... NOW!
Everyone: Good luck!
Human: Hope you die!
Naz: shut up Human.
*author runs down to Pirates cove in a full-blown sprint*
Author (pulls back the curtain to Pirate's Cove): hey Foxy come and get me, b%tch!
*author turns bright red upon seeing Mike wearing the lower half of the Spain costume (the upper half is on the floor), and he's straddling Foxy, who's wearing the Romano costume. Both are biting into a tomato with their arms around each other's waists...*
Author: sh#t, sh#t, SH#T!!!!!
*foxy chases Author down the hallway faster than ever before*
Author (skids to a halt at the guard room door just as the Nerds close it in her face): AAAH! 開けて！開けて！開けてをください！！！
Foxy: Not today!
*author gets tackled and the doors become bright red with a certain blonde's blood...*
Naz (watching from the window): Ooh. We gonna need to call the cleaners for that one.
ONE WEEK LATER:
((Author's diary))
Dear diary,
If there's anything I learned from last week, it's this:

Don't interrupt a wild Foxy during mating season.

THE END!