FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories

Well...

ONE DAY:
Foxy: Aaaaaauuuuthooooooor!
Author: Jees! What's up, Cami?
Foxy: Well, I wanted to know if you could help me with something tonight.
Author: What?
Foxy (hesitates): A surprise for Mike.
Author (smirk): What kind of surprise?
Foxy (eye roll): The appropriate kind.
Author: Gotcha covered.

LATER:

Mike: Wow, Foxy! You did all this for me?
Foxy (arm around Mike's waist, leading him to a table): Anything for you.
Author (from a distance): Awww.💕
*author nudges Chica*
Author: Get your Nicki Minaj booty out there and do something! Before you can say anything, twerking is not included.
Chica: On it!
LATER AGAIN (CUZ I'M LAZY):
Foxy: So... uh... Mike, there's something I'd like to talk about with you.
Mike: Go on.
Foxy: I was wondering... Since we've been dating for a long time, I want to know...
*Foxy pulls a small black box and opens it, revealing a ring*
Foxy: Mike Schmidt, will you marry me?
Mike (tearing up): Oh my god, Foxy...

*tearing up* Yes.
*all the animatronics and Nerds cheer loudly and the two kiss*
Author: HOLY CRAP! NAZ! YOU SAW THAT, RIGHT?!
Naz: DEMN RIGHT I DID!
Human: OHHH MYYYY GAAAAAAAAWD!
Swaggy, Lauren, and Clueless: YAS!
Bonnie (hugging Freddy): I can't believe he actually got the courage to do that.
Freddy (whispers to himself): Maybe on day I'll have to courage to ask you, too...
Bonnie (didn't hear him): What?
Freddy (blushing slightly): Er, nothing. ((dang it, Freddy!))
Foxy: Thanks to all of you for the support!
Mike: I swear I've never been happier...
*foxy and Mike kiss again*
Author: There's your happy ending, folks!
THE END! (For now)