FNAF on Drugs: Bonnie on Crack, 5 Nerds at Freddy's, and other jacked-up stories

Softball

ONE DAY
Foxy: Author are you here to torture us again?
Author: Naw I've got to go to sports practice.
Foxy: oh okay-
Author: And I'm taking y'all with me.
Foxy: WAT
Author: ℘ơơʄ!
*everyone gets transported to a softball feild*
Foxy: So I assume the answer to my first question was YEET.
Author: Ya pretty much.
Bonnie (picks up a bat): So do I, like, beat you with this?
Author: Naw, man, we hit the ball with it, ya dingus.
Chica (tries to smother Goldie with a glove): IS THIS WHAT THESE R FOR
Author (facepalms): You have much to learn.
LATER
*author is working with Foxy and Mike on their hitting skills*
Author: Alright, Foxy, this is how you stand to hit.
*author shows him the proper batting stance*
*foxy repeats the action*
Author: Now, to get the ball to the outfield with as little hand pain as possible, you want to hit the ball with the sweet spot of the bat. Its the middle of the barrel. Also, you want to try to hit the sweet spot of the ball, which is about the middle. You got that?
Foxy (eye roll): Blonde, please, the only sweet spot I'll be hitting is the one on Mike.
Mike: OI! Watch it, Fox, were talkin' with the world's biggest perv, here!
Author (puts on shades): Gosh darn right ya are. Now hit it as hard as you can!
*foxy and Mike exchange glances*
*all three of the perverts laugh*
THE END