APH Author is NOT Bilingual

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ONE DAY
Author: Foxy where's clueless?
Foxy: With Lauren.
Author (groans): Figures. APHie!
APH Author: Don't call me APHie.
Author (sticks her tongue out mockingly): Nyehh. Anyways, uh, do something interesting.
APH Author: Nah.
Author: Well then, くたばれをください
APH Author: What?
Author: "Drop dead please."
APH Author: You're mean.
Author: あなたみたい。
APH Author: What?!
Author: "Just like you". So nyehh.
APH Author: Go burn in h*ll! *storms off*
Author: あなとをフ*ックも!
THE END

PS: sorry if any of my readers speak Japanese and are offended by this! The last phrase translates into "f*** you too". I did NOT mean to offend anyone except for APH Author.
APH Author: I hate you!
Me: 大嫌いも, so what's your point? ("I hate you, too", so what's your point? Is the translation.)

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