Marauders Oneshots

SIRIUS BLACK ~ Chasing Dreams

"Why hello again, gorgeous! Do you know CPR? Because you're taking my breath away!"

CHASING DREAMS

You were walking along the corridors of Hogwarts until you heard the annoying voice of Sirius Black.

"Oi, Princess! Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?" he yelled from behind you.

Sirius had some sort of what other people called an 'obsession' with you ever since first year and you hated it...you hated him. Now, normally people would love if they had people chasing after them- especially Sirius fucking Black. Not you, though. He said cheesy stuff to you so often, you got annoyed because it would delay you from doing much better stuff.

"Piss off, Black," you groaned. 

He chuckled, "No, seriously! Boys, can one of you call God, because I think he's missing an angel." You smacked your forehead with your hand and glared at him before turning to look at Remus who just shrugged and gave you a sheepish smile while James just smirked at you.

"Sorry, Scarlett," laughed James.

You just gave him a sarcastic smile before turning back to Sirius.

"Black, aren't you missing a shag date with some 4th year or something?" you said to him.

"Not today, gorgeous. Besides, I think I'll keep to shagging someone in the same year as us...like you for example?"

"Yeah, that's not happening...you really have to mature by the time we graduate next year, you know?"

He laughed, "Yeah, that's not happening," he used your own words.

You rolled your eyes, "Black, grow a pair and sod off, will you?" You then walked away before he could say anything more.

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You were sitting in the Gryffindor common room, finishing off your History of Magic homework, before you were interrupted by a voice that certainly wasn't music to your ears.

"Why hello again, gorgeous! Do you know CPR? Because you're taking my breath away!" he smirked.

"Black, I'll cast a spell that really takes your breath away if you don't leave me alone."

"You don't mean that, love. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Walk by again, and I'll make you wish you didn't," you growled.

"Oooh, feisty today are we? You should smile more in front of me, it looks good," he spoke before leaving to make his way up to the boys' dormitories. 

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"Happy birthday, Scarlett!" called James across the Gryffindor table. You smiled at him, "Thanks, James!"

"So, beautiful, I hear it's your birthday! Happy birthday! How does it feel to finally be of age, my love?" you heard Sirius call across the hall as he entered through the doors of the Great Hall. 

You groaned, "Good, because I can finally hex you for annoying me when we're outside of school!"

"Good one, princess," he chuckled, "and is there anything m'lady would care to have on this fine, fine day?"