Bsd [Lyrics prank and one shot]

Love Me, Love Me [lyric prank Ranpoe]

Private message

Suicidalfreak: Hello poe!

H-hai?:Writer

Suicidalfreak: I know how to take down Ranpo...

What is it?:Writer

Group chat

Bestwriter: umm

Greatdetective: Hello, Poe-kun!

Jinko: hello

Bestwriter: Umm, Ranpo kun?

Greatdetective: what is it?

Bestwriter:Distantly, far away, far away, long ago

Greatdetective: is it another novel?

Insanedoctor: what is this?

Dazai added Kyouka
Dazai added kenji
Dazai added kyouyo

Bestwriter: behold my coiled necklace

Greatdetective: sorry I can't understand...

Insanedoctor: Are you sick ranpo?

Greatdetective: Ummm yes.

Insanedoctor: I'll go there..

Greatdetective: No it's okay..

Bestwriter: "I just want people!"
"I just want people!"
cried this cursed

Jinko: Are you okay? Poe-san?

Bestwriter: cried this cursed
necklace around my neck.

Greatdetective: What necklace?

Mathteacher: Are you two okay?

Chuuchuu~: Poe, did something happened?

Bandagefreak: Wow, I didn't know chuuya have a heart

Bestwriter: Please don't get angry
Please don't abandon me
Please don't go so far away

Chuuchuu~:@Bandagefreak, Shut up!

Greatdetective: Why would I be angry? Why would I abandoned you? And Why would you asked that question? Is this a prank again?

Jinko:...

Chuuchuu~:....

Bandagefreak:...

'Maybe this lyrics really real to me...' poe thought.

Bestwriter: No

'did I went too far?' dazai thought