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Adopted Child(Sokuko)

It's so beautiful in yakahoma, so many children are playing in the park, with their families. Some are adopting a child....

"Hmm, where could we adopt a child?"

"I-I don't know...."

"Chibi~ aren't you happy?*pout*"

"Of course, I'm happy. Why don't we ask atsushi?"

"Oh right! Let's go!"

The couple went to their junior friend apartment.

"Sushi kun~ Knock knock~"

"Dazai san? Chuuya san? What's bring you here?"

"We are going to have a baby!"

"Oh really?! Congratulations!"

"But we don't know where to adopt..."

"Oh!Please come in, I'm going to take a shower"

"Thank you sushi kun~"

The white hair boy smiled sweetly and the two couple went inside and wait, after some minutes atsushi is finally finished

"Come on let me guide you to my former orphanage"

"Is it okay atsushi?"

"Hai, chuuya san, I also want to check out, what's happening in there"

"O-okay"

"*Whispered* Sushi-kun grow up so fast is it chibi?"

The shorter man only nod and smiled. They arrived at orphanage and wait for atsushi.

"Ah dazai san, who is your adopting? I guessed it's none of this kid?"

"Ahhh! You're so smart atsushi kun~ It's your enemy~"

"Akutugawa?"

The tall man nod...

"Okay, they said go to xxxxxxx, there you can take the certification, well see you later!"

The black hair boy was walking down the street to waste time and his eyes caught something...

"Cafe? Looks interesting....'

Muttered of the black hair boy, He went inside then ordered some dark coffee...

"Wow, what a coincidence aku?"

"Dazai san?"

"Where are going to have a baby~"

"Oh, congratiola-"

And a certificate slammed on the table...

"It's you sign here"

"...."

They got silent for a moment then

"WHAT?!"

"You don't want to?"

"Please a milk shake only"

"Right away sir"

And again they got silent

"Ehhh? Akutugawa? Oh dazai san, did he already sign it?"

"Oi, jinko is this your revenge?"

"Here sir"

"Ahh, thank you miss"

The tiger man smiled and the lady that bring his order blushed and leave

"Nope, they went in my apartment earlier, and ask about ths adoption*sip*"

"Yep, his right!"

"Ehhh?"

"Atsushi kun, let's go!"

"Okay, btw. Congrats aku~ let's go inochuuzai, what will you buy today?"

"Ummm..."

"So what will you say?"

"*Sigh* fine, but who is that girl?"