A Royal Ball

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Royalty Au
Wilbur: 22
Technoblade: 22   (hehe twin Au was confirmed)
Philza: 35
Tommy: 16
(Wilbur, Techno and Tommy are all adopted, so Phil wasn't like 13 if they were his biological children.)
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“No!”

“Absolutely not”

“Are you out of your goddamn mind?!” 

Currently in the castle of the Arctic Empire Philza’s 3 sons were screaming and whining about an invitation they just received, well it wasn’t really an invitation it was more of a summoning. A royal ball was being held in 3 days time in the kingdom of Dream, yes the kingdom was named after their very narcissistic ruler. It was mandatory that the Arctic empire attend in order to keep the peace treaty they had with Dream in affect. 

Phil rubbed his face in agony, he hated Dream with a fiery passion but he was one of the most powerful kingdoms besides them so they really couldn’t afford to go to war. Unfortunetly Dream was extremely petty and would definitely start a war with the Empire if they didn’t attend the stupid ball.

 He turned his attention back to his sons only to be met with Techno in a corner with his forehead against the wall and his back turned to Phil. Tommy was laying face down on the floor nearly in tears and Wilbur was lying face up at the ceiling seeming to contemplate the meaning of life.

Quite honestly Phil wanted nothing more than to curl up in a ball on the floor and cry but he needed to set an example for his sons, no matter how hard it was. The older man walked over to Techno and dragged him by the collar of his shirt as he made his way over to the brown leather couch that sat by the fireplace. “Sit here while I grab your brothers”

The next boy he went to was Tommy, using the toe of his boots he managed to flip the youngest over so he was lying on his back. Tears were still pouring down his cheeks as Phil picked him up bridal style and carried him over to sit next to Techno who was just staring off into space.

Probably thinking about his potato farm again Philza thought as he set down the younger boy who rested his head on Techno’s shoulder. Turning away from the pair Phil made his way over to Wilbur and promptly joined him on the floor and stared at the ceiling as he tried to figure out he was supposed to get him and his 3 sons to attend a ball full of extroverts.

“This is going to end horrible isn't it?” The brown haired brit asked as he turned his head to look at Phil. The blond shrugged as he pulled the edges of his bucket hat to cover his eyes.

“I mean probably, we’re going to a place full of extroverts being forced to wear fancy clothes and talk. Something is positively going to be set on fire by the time we walk out of there” Phil muttered as he began to drift off to sleep on the floor. He had three days to work this out, it’d be fine right? Right?

 He had three days to work this out, it’d be fine right? Right?

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