Dream Smp Oneshots

Head canonz pt.1

(Art by caffeinated-cryptid on Tumblr)

Here's a list of my dsmp headcanons, sorry for it not being an actual chapter but trust me there will be one soon
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• Tommy has a white streak in his hair

• Tubbo spilt dyed his hair blonde and brown to match Ranboo

• Ranboo has a tail and horns

• Wilbur had wings like Phil

• During his time in Pogtopia Will cut off his wings

• Ranboo speaks fluent enderman but sometimes forgets

• Ranboo sometimes forgets english words for something so he'll need Tubbo to translate

• Technoblade learned enderman for Ranboo because it was useful

• Phil can see glass he just likes to smoosh his face against the window because it's cold

• Techno's clothes are lined with fur because he gets cold easily

• Tommy has sharp kainines

• Tommy has slightly pointed ears

• Techno started wearing heeled boots to be taller when he stood next to Ranboo

• Phil wears socks with sandals

• Ranboo picks up people he cares about like grass blocks sometimes

• Foolish is a totem but he just wears a shark onesie

• Puffy also headbutts people to show her affection

• Karl has a tattoo of his signature swirl but he doesn't know how he got it

• Techno knocked out one of Quackity's teeth so now Quackity has a gold tooth

• Tubbo has trouble seeing out of the side where he was shot w/ the rocket launcher

• Tommy is slightly hard of hearing from how close he stood to the TNT in exile

• Ranboo is insecure about his tear scars

• Ranboo has a large scar on his chest because when Tommy died Tubbo cried into his chest and soaked his shirt

• Tubbo didn't know Ranboo was allergic to water until Ranboo mentioned his tear scars and his chest scar and Tubbo felt bad

• Tommy is now really good at card games from playing a lot of solitaire

• Foolish sleeps with a shark plushie Puffy made him when he was little

• Ranbob, Ran and Ranboo go by They/He

• Eret helped Fundy cut his hair for the first time

• Sapnap panics whenever he sees something lime green because his brain mistakes it for Dream

• After Tommy lost his duel with Dream Tommy practiced his aim for 3 days straight until he could hit a bullseye with his eyes closed until Tubbo found him and forced him to rest

• Ranboo has lots of pets because he thinks they're good listeners

• Hannah is scarily good with a knife

• Puffy wears poorly made bracelets that Foolish and Dream made her when they were kids

• Sapnap, George and Dream all had friendship necklaces but Sap and Dream both burnt theirs. George still has his.

• Contrary to popular belief Techno hates eating potatoes, they have a horrible texture

• Wilbur used to give shiny things he found to crows so they would bring them to Phil

• All of Philza's crows have knives and donations are just what they get from mugging people

• Ranboo got stung by a bee once and now runs away whenever he sees one

• Niki keeps an old worn photo of the original L'manburg founders in her pocket

• It doesn't matter who gets married, Tommy refuses to let anyone but him be the flower girl

• Techno chews on rocks to sand his tusks down

• Wilbur has small tusks so he eats sand to sand them down

• Tubbo is allergic to bees but likes them anyway

• Ranboo purrs like a cat

• Ranboo wears the same outfit everyday but has a suit for everyday just like an anime protagonist

• Friend is the prime God

• Fundy hates sweet berries

• Phil hates the smell of iron because it smells like blood which reminds him of Wilbur

• Ranboo doesn't want to get super close to anyone because he feels like a replacement for Wilbur

Here is a hug ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉﾞ❀~
y'all look like you need it.

Also tell me about your day! I would love to know how you're all doing.

I love you guys very much /p