Everyone changed their names
LeaderDad: Can someone tell me where the Canadians went?
Haknyeonie: There's no telling. I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up on the wanted list.
OldOld: Nah. Jacob too sweet to end up on that shit. Kevin on the other hand-
SunWrap: Who cares? It's peaceful here. Just like I like it.
Jelly: Uh, it's never peaceful in this shithouse.
SunWrap: You just mad cause you horny 25/8 and nobody wants to fuck with you.
Mwohaseyo: I can't speak for nobody but myself on that one.
Quwu: Where's my favorite hyungs?🥺
FineMf: Okay that shit hurted.
Jelly: Eh, even though I'm older than Kevin I'll take him over any of you heathens. And Jacob's everyone's favorite hyung.
BaseballBby: Truth.
OldOld: See THAT shit hurted.
Haknyeonie: Since when do you have feelings?
RealGranolaAppleRaspberry: Right. You the most evil mf here and you mad at someone finally saying that to you?
SunWrap: Seriously though. Fuck off with that.
FineMf: Let's calm down here.
OldOld: Nah they're right. I'll just go then.
Jelly: No Chanhee wait-
OldOld has left the chat.
BaseballBby: I feel bad for him now.
Jelly: I'll go see if he's okay.
Jelly has left the chat.
FreeTheBooty: Um,
ThankYouVeryKamsa: What's up here?
LeaderDad: WHERE HAVE YOU BASTARDS BEEN???
FreeTheBooty: Don't you take another piece of viagra.
ThankYouVeryKamsa: And where we've been is out of the way cause of mess like that up there.
SunWrap: Hmm. I sense something else going on here🤔
Quwu: Yes I sense something as well!
Haknyeonie: I sense absolutely nothing.
RealGranolaAppleRaspberry: Tell that to my box of chips that went missing last night.
Haknyeonie: See what had happened was-
FineMf: Moving on, I think you two have some explaining to do.
ThankYouVeryKamsa: Hmm I don't think we do☺️
FreeTheBooty: Yea I don't think so either😊
Haknyeonie: I'm weirded out here.
LeaderDad: Somethings screwy here.
FineMf: Eh, bother them later. Anyways did Younghoon ever find out what's wrong with New?
BaseballBby: He's just diagnosed with AAB.
Mwohaseyo: What the fuck is that shit?
BaseballBby: Arrogant ass bitch syndrome.
RealGranolaAppleRaspberry: Nah g that's just you.
BaseballBby: Man fuck you and yo berets.
RealGranolaAppleRaspberry: YOU DID NOT-
ThankYouVeryKamsa: Before y'all be even more stupid, somebody come clean up this mess in the kitchen.
SunWrap: No❤️
ThankYouVeryKamsa: Fine. No fried chicken or cereal for a year.
Everyone has left the chat.
ThankYouVeryKamsa: That's what I thought ☺️
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I wrote this out of complete sickness. I'm not sick anymore I'm just a bit tired now lol.
Anyways, how is your day/night going? ☺️ I tried a margarita for the first time and I must say: amazing 🥰
Thanks for reading! 😊
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