AerosolCan: And on today's episode of how Sangjae almost gave us more siblings.
Dadof10: Look I just gave him what he was asking for.
Sangyeon'sDickHat: I will have your eggs fried hard in the morning next time sir.
ThatHomeAloneBitch: Man hell nah.
Momof10: Anyways, does anyone wanna go to the arcade? I crave more stuffed animals for my collection ☺️
ThatHomeAloneBitch: I'll take you bby🥰
GreatestRapper: Changmin hyung🥺
Qshine: Alrighttt come on.
GreatestRapper: Yay!
PorcelainDoll: That's adorable. Have fun children.
TheBakery: Bring me back a Pokémon!
Qshine: Eh, we'll try.
Everyone has left the chat.
PorcelainDoll: And now, for me, to go overdose on a shit ton of OxyContin.
TheBakery: And now, for me, to whoop yo ass.
PorcelainDoll: What if I like that?
TheBakery: Kevin specifically said don't do drugs. I'm not letting you do drugs today.
PorcelainDoll: Being high is fun sometimes.
TheBakery: High on life is enough over here man. You don't need no more drugs.
PorcelainDoll: You should just go ahead and be a brand ambassador for J.G Wentworth or some shit.
TheBakery: Only if you go to Sephora. Ain't no man supposed to be prettier than females like this.
PorcelainDoll: Alexa play Jealousy by Monsta X.
TheBakery: They got every reason to be.
PorcelainDoll: Ain't my fault that God blessed me with such looks and a voice.
TheBakery: Yea and I thank Him everyday for it.
PorcelainDoll: As you should ✨
TheBakery: Yea but is someone else still here? I smell fire.
PorcelainDoll: Oh shit! Remind me never to trust Hyunjae in the kitchen, alone and by himself ever again.
TheBakery: Common sense should have told you not to do that in the first place?.....
PorcelainDoll: Oh shut up bitch.
TheBakery: Did I lie??
Dadof10: Don't worry I got it all figured out over here. He's fine.
TheBakery: Cool. Now come binge watch Harry Potter and Twilight with me, Chanhee.
PorcelainDoll: I'm running.
TheBakery and PorcelainDoll have left the chat.
Dadof10: God forbid they do more than that.
Sangyeon'sDickHat: Yea I don't think we should be saying anything-
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Yea we sticking with the ship series. It's gonna be so random you'll question my sanity. If I have any left.
I want you to guess which ship I'm writing about next. Might surprise yourself. It's Good Friday!!
Thanks for reading babies! 💙
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