Qshine: In the valley of the dolls we sleep, we sleep~
GreatestRapper: Got a hole inside of me, of me~
Qshine: Born with a void heart to destroy with love or hope~
GreatestRapper: Built with a heart, broken from the start and now, I die slow~
Qshine: In the valley of the dolls we sleep, got a hole inside of meeee~
GreatestRapper: Living with identities that do not, belong, to meeee~
Qshine: In my life I got this farrr, now I'm ready for the last hoorahhhh~
GreatestRapper: Dying like a shooting star, in the valley, in the valley, in the valley~
Qshine: I knew I made the right choice of man☺️
GreatestRapper: That you did🥰
Momof10: Not SunQ being cute. That's rare as hell. On Sunwoo's part at least.
GreatestRapper: Don't make me go back to being an asshole.
PorcelainDoll: You stopped??
RedheadProblem: This took quite the u-turn.
Qshine: One day of peace. That's it. That's all I asked. Can't have shit in this house.
GreatestRapper: Oh darling that won't go with this group.
L.Akidd: Wow for once I agree with this expired animal cracker.
AerosolCan: Can anyone with a conscious tell me why Kingdom is the way it is?
ThatHomeAloneBitch: Whew chile. Let me go iron my cactus.
Tiffany'sHaddish: Haknyeon baby, we don't speak about her right now she on timeout.
Sangyeon'sDickHat: For life.
Dadof10: I don't wanna hear bout her rn she more messed up than an expired nose ring.
AerosolCan: Yea okay I got it.
ThatHomeAloneBitch: My Lemonade album is missing and I'm bout to interrogate each of you.
Momof10: Not I said the cat.
PorcelainDoll: Chucky probably ate it.
Qshine: Leave him out of this-
RedheadProblem: Unless the album got possessed by a spirit that said Beyoncé ain't shit, where else could it be?
ThatHomeAloneBitch: I don't know if I should molly wop you or let it go.
AerosolCan: Dude, why is this happening and why can't we just keep up with our shit??!
Tiffany'sHaddish: Honey we can't have shit in this house, remember?
L.Akidd: Since we are the furthest thing from normal, we have to do shit the hard way and all.
Sangyeon'sDickHat: Sad when the maknae got all the sense.
GreatestRapper: Bright side of things: Kingdom's on Viki now.
TheBakery: Yay! Fuck capitalism!
Momof10: So random.
Tiffany'sHaddish: She on timeout, remember?
AerosolCan: Oh yea.
ThatHomeAloneBitch: Lucky I found her. Carry on.
Dadof10: Nobody really cared bout that damn album though.
Momof10: Choose your next words VERY carefully before Hyunjae will no longer be a dick hat.
GreatestRapper: Don't we just love our hyungs?
Qshine: That we do.
AerosolCan: I want a pet shark-
Tiffany'sHaddish: But like for what?
AerosolCan: That's classified information darling.
GreatestRapper: I can't believe they're older than us.
Qshine: Than you. That's tough shit.
GreatestRapper: Fine. No cuddles for the rest of the night.
Qshine: DONT YOU FUCKIN DARE!
ThatHomeAloneBitch: Blackbird singing in the dead of night~
Momof10: Welcome to Haysville y'all.
Sangyeon'sDickHat: Someone help. My arm got closed in the door.
PorcelainDoll: Nah. Rot.
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I'm over it lmao. This is literally my quantum of solace at the moment.
Life has been beating everybody ass. But she put the 2 for 1 special for me.
But Happy Easter Sunday and that's all I wanted to tell you tbh. Hope all of you are doing well❤️
Thank you for reading! 💜
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