Hyunjae'sComfort: Life. Such a beautiful gift but it's so full of shit.
Sangyeon'sPrince: Baby just say ghetto.
Jacob'sMine: The only thing that keeps me sane is Beyoncé and my lovely Jacob.
Kevin'sMine: Awe shucks☺️
Hwall'sPeach: Lowkey wanna drink away all my problems.
Juyeon'sKink: That don't do much. You better off just sleeping for 10 years.
Eric'sDaddy: You get sleep?
Juyeon'sKink: Yea and I know you do too, all thanks to me.
Hak'sLove: I need some good loving and hugs right now. Statistics have shown that it improves the immune system 🥰
Hwall'sPeach: I'm running.
Hwall'sPeach and Hak'sLove have left the chat.
Jacob'sMine: Hold on, Hak and Cobie owe me an explanation for the mob ties shit.
Kevin'sMine: Yea, let me go fold the water real quick.
Younghoon'sDoll: Already did that. You can go take my purses for a walk though.
New'sBoy: Yea that got done too. Someone just has to iron the sink.
Q'sMyBby: I'll do it!
Sunwoo'sBby: No you won't neither.
Q'sMyBby: Hyung, you're no fun.
Sunwoo'sBby: Fine. No cuddles or stuffed animals for 3 days.
Q'sMyBby:
I draw the line at such brutality.
Kevin'sMine: I can't 💀
Sangyeon'sPrince: I could really care less but I am also intrigued as to how they know these ties.
Sunwoo'sBby: And cue Families of the Mafia.
Q'sMyBby: Wait I love that shit.
Hyunjae'sComfort: Same
Jacob'sMine: At least a missile didn't land here or some shit.
Juyeon'sKink: That's just the icing, the cake is totally not here yet.
Eric'sDaddy: Do shut up.
Kevin'sMine: Well, my friend has this mafia boyfriend. Husband, if you will. And she said that he would do anything for the people that's associated with his wife, my friend. So I called her up, explained the situation, and she was able to help me out since she owed me from years ago in school. So that's how that happened.
Hyunjae'sComfort: My bitch don married Al Pacino okayyy.
Sangyeon'sPrince: You have GOT to stop watching The Godfather, honey.
Hyunjae'sComfort: NEVERRR
Younghoon'sDoll: Must admit, that movie sequence is gold.
New'sBoy: True. But having access to it in real life? Scary as hell.
Jacob'sMine: Wait which friend is this? Are you talking about...
Kevin'sMine: Mmhmm. Her.
Jacob'sMine: Oh gosh. Well at least I got my explanation.
Q'sMyBby: A little jealousy~
Sunwoo'sBby: Stan talent. Stan Monsta X.
Joohoney1hunit: Listen to the lil man.
Juyeon'sKink: Oh God please not now-
GoddamnIt: He's just agreeing. Don't worry we're the only 2 here. The other 3 are arguing on who gets to cook tonight.
Joohoney1hunit: Even though that's a clear winner.
Kevin'sMine: My money's on Kihyun Hyung.
Younghoon'sDoll: He's the only one who can maneuver the kitchen without burning it down so yea.
Joohoney1hunit: Anyways, nice seeing ya. Even though we really can't see you
GoddamnIt: Yea I'm going back to my Twitter feed y'all be blessed.
Joohoney1hunit and GoddamnIt left the chat.
Kevin'sMine: Speaking of kitchen, is that smoke I'm smelling?
Juyeon'sKink: .....Gotta blast!
Kevin'sMine: Get yo bowling pin bodied ass back RIGHT now!
Jacob'sMine: My guy, you're dead.
Younghoon'sDoll: If so I got dibs on his watermelon.
New'sBoy: Park Subak, R.I.P😩
💛💛Been a long while since I've updated this. Think the next chapter is the last. Maybe not. We'll see how I'm feeling.
9/10 it's gonna be.
Thanks for reading! ❤️
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