AerosolCan: Anybody home???
Tiffany'sHaddish: Me as always.
AerosolCan: Just who I need. 🥰
Tiffany'sHaddish: Aish stop it🧡
Dadof10: Yea okay that's cute and all but like who took my Harry Potter collection??
Tiffany'sHaddish: Bruh it's ALWAYS some shit man!
ThatHomeAloneBitch: I got my own shit so I know I ain't take it.
Momof10: Yea and I'm pretty sure nobody has reached that brink of thievery in their years yet.
AerosolCan: Yo just watch mine. I got all 8 movies too.
Dadof10: Don't wanna do that to you but then again I could care less so thanks!
Sangyeon'sDickHat: Wow I can't believe I'm saying this but sometimes Sangyeon, you ain't shit💀
Momof10: Damn. That's crazy. Anyways, who put me a Biblical crossword puzzle on my desk?
GreatestRapper: That was me.
Momof10: Thanks. Now go do ya damn chores.
GreatestRapper: Not even gon argue cause you not you right now so yea.
AerosolCan: Since when Sunwoo followed instructions?
Tiffany'sHaddish: Not us being in a parallel universe.
GreatestRapper: Shut up dick pickles I only agreed cause it was the truth.
AerosolCan: Never mind we didn't go anywhere.
Momof10: That's a new one bruh.
ThatHomeAloneBitch: I agree.
AerosolCan: Anyways, has anyone seen that reboot of Magic School Bus??
Tiffany'sHaddish: Bro when I say BULLSHIT!
Dadof10: They really redrew Miss Frizzle like that. She look so fucked.
PorcelainDoll: Fr man. The way they drew her is homophobic as hell.
TheBakery: Baby what-
Qshine: Let's be realistic: Miss Frizzle gay as fuck.
Momof10: Hell yea. Even my dad would agree with that shit.
L.Akidd: Now THATS saying something right there.
Tiffany'sHaddish: But flashback to that episode when Arnold took off his helmet while they were in space.
AerosolCan: We don't speak of that episode that shit makes me itch and it was really written in as him getting a cold.
L.Akidd: Yea that shit was wack as hell. And the way he was so still-
RedheadProblem: I must say that that episode did not pass the vibe check.
Tiffany'sHaddish: But the show in general did. The theme song was straight as fuck and can we talk about that diversity??
AerosolCan: We all knew Phoebe was a lil zesty😩
ThatHomeAloneBitch: ALRKFKEKD BITCH!
Momof10: Bitch was every girl's bi awakening. Prove me wrong.
GreatestRapper: And Wanda's big head ass was annoying as fuck.
Sangyeon'sDickHat: Mannnn no mf was annoying like Arnold's sister. Cousin. Whatever the hell she was. What was the bitch name?
Tiffany'sHaddish: Jail? Something like that.
AerosolCan: Honey her name was Janet 💀💀
Tiffany'sHaddish: Janet belong in jail. And to the streets.
Momof10: Bruh I can't help but think about that episode now. I'm itching.
AerosolCan: Right?! I don't like this shit at all.
Tiffany'sHaddish: Baby calm down. I'll take care of you.
AerosolCan: Yes please🥺
AerosolCan and Tiffany'sHaddish have left the chat.
ThatHomeAloneBitch: Now, I'm going to nap.
Qshine: I'm gonna go rob Seaworld of a dolphin.
GreatestRapper: I'm going with you.
Momof10: Kev I'm coming with you. And Q we gon see how far you get with that kid. Good luck.
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I wrote this while blasting Promise by Ateez and I have no regrets at all.
Anyways, I hope you're all okay! Hope things are going well for you! This chapter and the next might be my last ones for a minute.
Ramadan is coming up and I wanna be respectful to my Muslim readers. So yea.
Thanks for reading! 🧡
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