It was just a normal day for the meme squad
Well..
As normal as it gets without the accidental' kidnapping of an slick blue skeleton
What will happen as the meme squad gets to know blue?
His past?
And how will dream react with blue being 'Friendly'...
I only looked away for one second and he's gone. The leash was bit off and everything. I had told Dream to put a tracker in that dog but, he didn't want his 'Child' in pain.
"Am I the only smart one here?" I asked myself as I continued to look for Champion. I mean he couldn't have gone far? It's not like he got a partner or something-
I stopped walking as I took in the sight before me.
...
Is Champion cuddling a F*cking Chicken?
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I-i don't know how to feel about this. Heck all I know Dream gonna throw a fit.
I then walk over to them debating if I should wake them up or not. But, do I really care if they wake up? 'Nah' I then proceeded to reach my hand out for Champion only to feel a sharp pain in my hand.
"Huh?" I pulled my hand back quickly. "What the F*uck?!"
I then looked down to see a angry Chicken. And man he was a angry Chicken. I mean how dare this little sh*t glare at me? Can Chickens even glare?
'What is life?'
As I try again to get Champ I got pecked again. And I tried over and over but I only keep getting pecked. I was too tried for this bullSh*t today.
"Listen here you Nugget I would leave big Sh*t here but, for the first time in my life I don't feel like dying today so I need him to come with me." I said feeling crazy as I spoke to this Chicken as a person.
Yeah... that didn't work to well.
He was even more angry then before as I called his "love" Sh*t. He went full attack mode as he jumped onto me pecking and scratching me like crazy.
"What the heck?! I questioned as I tried to get him off only for him to attack my face.
Bok Bok Bok (How dare you call him Sh*t!)
He then seemed to make some weird noise then pecked my face more.
I got so annoyed and impatient.
Ok I'm done!
I then 'Grab' his feet from my face. Hanged him upside down, then threw him into some random bush. Which resulted him in making angry noises.
Honk (F#CKING) Honk ( A**HOLE) Honk (SH*T)
"...Did he...Honk?"
"Pft-Did you really have to do the chicken like that?"
"Shush Ani!"
"your such a boomer Ink!"
"Whatever." I scoffed at the child as they went to go bother someone else. Good I they were getting annoying. I then decided to wake up Champion. Since he didn't seem to wake up during the 'Loud' battle I had with the nugget. I mean how did he fricking sleep during that?
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"WAKE UP YOU LAZY SH*T!"
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(Just kiddingXD)
I woke him up gently by patting his head. Cause if I harm him I'm most likely to die. When Champ woke up he looked confused when he saw me.
"Sorry bud but your cuddle buddy gone now lets go!" I said as I clipped his leash on and started walking. Champ was walking slowly still confused on what just happed.
'All I want to do is sleep...'
"Ink?"
——————————————————— Hi guys sorry for a late update and a short chapter kinda have writer's block. So if you have any ideas I would be more then happy to hear them. And I have been working on a drawing of Ghostbur I hope you like it.
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(P.s I wasn't trying to draw Ghostbur at first so you might see some extra things like the goggles)
Also I changed my name to Finnegan so I would appreciate if you can call me Finnegan from now on.
And there's a story as to why I choose that name so if you want to hear that please comment.
And I hope you have a wonderful time of the Day/Night 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸 (674 words)
